Contact

An often shunned move in the game Eight

"You bastard! You used contact"

by Chris!! May 10, 2007

concuct

a word that stupid girls type when they are "tired" late at night. they generally mean to say "concoct"

"only a nerd of my caliber could concuct such a medley of words"

by Michaelaersaer May 3, 2005

contact lens

The contact lens is performed by a man when he lifts his partener's eyelid up and ejaculates in to the area between the lid and the eye.

Jamie's gotta wear an eye patch cause her boyfriend gave her a contact lens.

by Deagans September 8, 2005

5th point of contact

US Military term to describe one's head. It is a mocking of the Four points of contact during a parachute landing fall taught to soldiers in Airborne school at Fort Benning Georgia. It is used in many ways, though mostly used in negative ways. If you do not properly execute a Parachute Landing Fall or PLF, one will often hit their head, which is how the term developed.

It is often heard from the Airbone School instructors, or 'black Hats' whenever a student hits their head as in 'Nice use of that 5th point of contact', or 'only use the four points of contact, do not use the fifth!' It can also be used in a military slang term 'You better pull your 5th point of contact out of your 3rd point of contact!' Which means, Pull one's head (5th point of contact) out of their own ass (which in a PLF is the 3rd point of contact) or in a more verbose sense, you better unfuck yourself.

by SFC. Mayhem September 25, 2009

sexual contact

The touching of genitalia between two creatures.

Me and my little sister have frequent sexual contact.

by HitlersPetJew June 7, 2016

Xbox Code of conduct

When the fine folks down at Microsoft become not so fine, and ban you for some really stupid reasons. It could be temporary, or permanent. When you have served your term of banishment, you come back to find your account haggled over with the sentence, "Code of Conduct". Seriously Microsoft. Grow up.

When Microsoft banned me for two days, i was out of town, the best part was i didn't know until i saw said sentence "Code of Conduct" so i just had a laughing fit over it at Microsoft's slow reaction time for something that had been reported a long time ago.

Bob's Avatar logo: Coming to kick yo @$$ Bob= Banned 2 days.

Bob: Dammit, Some Mormon family reported me for my whole clans logo.

Bob's new Avatar logo: Let's get those assholes!

Bob: Take that Xbox Code of conduct!

by daplayahata10 July 9, 2011

contact high

If you blow smoke in someone's face, without them actually toking, enough smoke can get them "contact" high, meaning that they came into contact with THC through the second hand smoke, and thus, became high. Also, the contact high usually never shows up on a drug test..

Mike got his cat contact high by bringing him into the bathroom and toking on two flat blunts.

by SuperSonicX December 29, 2007