Cuntinue

When someone just won't stop doing something that is annoying, wrong, or makes them look like a complete twat

I wish Jeremy Hunt would quit his role as Health Secretary and his assault on Junior Doctors but it seems he'll just cuntinue

by in-defense January 6, 2016

continuous

An estate of matter continuously in motion due to gravity and bearing.

An ever happening

Mirror within a mirror continuous through relativity

by right/on(Q) April 20, 2017

continental salami

Blowing off a number of European men with throbbing red loins

Me and my mate fred just had a continental salami. Man, those guys were horny.

by PatattasBrabbas October 28, 2017

Continental

You decide to stay at a hotel because they had this on the sign. The breakfast only had a smiggin of eggs.

That is my continental story.

by Kuehlstein May 8, 2018

Continuous Woo

When you're using auto-suggestions in Skype chat and it breaks itself by constantly suggesting "Woo!"

"Hey, what happened on the Skype chat back there?"
"Oh, it was a severe case of Continuous Woo."

by PineappleLimonov April 6, 2019

Continental Hot pot

Jail term for having a shot of heroin.

Brother come back to the sell for a continental hot pot .

by ReosOne 210 HR SWR September 24, 2019

contingency present

A present purchased in the case a present was purchased for you. The receipt is saved, so that upon not receiving a present you can recoup your money.

I think my sister got me a present this year, so I bought a contingency present just in case.

by Warren Earl December 27, 2019