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Anti-Contact

(Of a paraphile) Against acting on their attractions.
I would never do anything with a child. I am an anti-contact MAP.
by Shugunou January 14, 2023
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loser-generated content

Digital content such as online videos produced by people on the Interweb lacking time, creativity or personal taste.
"I've got an idea, let's start a viral video contest that asks for user-generated content."
"Won't work. We'll get a bunch of loser-generated content instead."
by monkeycheese99 April 21, 2010
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one for contact

if somebody punches you, you are allowed to call one for contact and punch them back without any repercussions.
Rules:
- The return punch must be around the same strength as the original one.
- If the person who calls one for contact is a pussy and doesn't want to hit the original person, then they can pass the

one for contact over to another person.
- If a person calls one for contact they can save it for later, however it expires by midnight that night.
Jeff: "fuck you kenny!"(punch)
Kenny: "one for contact, Jeff"
Kenny: (punch)
by KennyJeff May 1, 2019
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Urban Dictionary's Content Guidelines

No one reads them.
Mum: Did you read the Urban Dictionary's Content Guidelines?
Son: Hell Naw!
by Kill yourself 20 times over April 29, 2020
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Eurovision Song Contest

The Eurovision Song Contest is the best competition out there. Many European countries and Australia compete in it hoping to win. The winning country gets to host the contest somewhere in their country. The most successful countries in Eurovision are Sweden, Ukraine and Italy. If you haven’t heard about the Eurovision Song Contest, then you live under a rock
Cannot wait for the Eurovision Song Contest this year from May 9-13. Good luck Norway 🇳🇴
by Cupcakke'sPubicHair April 19, 2023
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Connecticut Chimp

to do something with insane intensity, or to eat something with insane intensity. Remember that chimpanzee that ate that lady's face? yeah, that's what you're about to do when you say this phrase.
Me: Dude, back the fuck up, or I'll go all Connecticut Chimp on your ass!
Asshat: Ok, you win!

Me: I haven't eaten all day, I'm about to go Connecticut Chimp on these nachos!
by reelbigdave March 10, 2009
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Chessnut Connection

A connection that gets disconnected really often (at least once per 5 mins), also known as a "Chessnut Connection".
Dang, I DCed again, I have such a Chessnut Connection!
by Patje September 8, 2007
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