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First Continental Congress

The act of multiple people ejaculating on someone's back, then all signing it with a sharpie.
George Washington: Hey lets invite Betsy Ross over for a First Continental Congress.

Benjamin Franklin: Splendid.
by Nav23 April 17, 2011
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Continental

The act of penetrating one's parter from behind, while reaching around and fellating his or her genitalia (also known as a reacharound) with one hand, and simultaneously having one's thumb or fingers on the other hand sucked on. The partner in the front (being penetrated) reaches behind their head for the penetrator to suck on their fingers or thumb.

The sensation of having one's fingers sucked on can simulate the feeling of a blowjob, and can be quite arousing.

The participant in the rear is said to be giving a Continental.

The participant in the front is said to be receiving a Continental.

The act can be performed heterosexually or homosexually, and draws its name from the idea that the participants are reaching back and forth around each other, as if reaching all around the globe.
"Last night I thought I was going to give a reacharound to my partner until she started sucking on my fingers right at the climax! I sucked on her fingers right back, and it was the best Continental I ever had."

"Last night I had the worst Continental ever. My partner bit off my thumb and I was rushed to the ER."
by Mr.Gency's Exit April 4, 2008
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Contarded

A word used to insult someone. It means a constipated retard mostly used when someone is acting stupid... or their constipated.
OMG becky your so contarded today!
by Olive_loves_someone November 15, 2006
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Container Child

A child that has been smuggeled into a country via a shipping container, and will do all it takes to find refuge.
I put Hayden on a container to England ealier. He is now part of the container child club.
by Yamstar April 2, 2009
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Container

The agreement people make for consent of intimate play. A container may include duration of a play date, the acts that are acceptable, a length of time the agreement lasts, who may be informed of the play date etc.
Karen and Jim didn't hook up because they didn't agree to a container. Karen likes backdoor, but Jim isn't into anal.
by mgelly July 5, 2019
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contarded

Britney Spears is so conceieted. thinks she's so hot when she's just a has been whore. she's retarded too, who lets a baby sit in their lap while they're driving. man, she's so contarded.
by Lola_lola23_2 September 21, 2006
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contarded

of being contorted and/or retarded
diving off that bridge was really "contarded"!!!
by a. nonimouse July 6, 2003
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