Konstantinos

A fucking badass who can do any thing an beat Goku in 200 battles by sending a black whole in his stomach then destroying his existence and then proceeds to go in the black hole and comes back 9990 years later. also he’s got p-sun as his allie

omg p-sun is there where is Konstantinos

by hiqqwwee December 8, 2020

Konstantinos

Everyone has mixed for Konstantino. Sometimes you will have nice conversation with him and then he starts moaning thinking its funny.

-You and your friends talking-
Konstantinos:Aaahhhh harder

Everyone: Wtf-

by BarbJpap September 28, 2021

Konstantinos

THE sex machine.

Girl 1: "wow, is that Konstantinos? he's SUPER hot!"
Girl 2: "omg yes it is!! you should go say hi to him, he might fuck you or something cos he's a sex machine"
Girl 1: "yeah im gonna go talk to him and hope he pulls out that phat schlong"

by TACO TIDDIES December 26, 2021

potato constant

The amount of time a human being can go without showering before the guilt literally kills them.

Stay back! I am approaching the potato constant!

by Boboneoone September 14, 2016

Universal hallway constant

Generally denoted by K, the universal constant is used in calculating the proper density and distribution of smoke detectors in a house hallway. While the constant can not be mathematically derived, it's value has been estimated at 150, and has units of square feet/kitchen*staircase.

Dude, to be able to tell you how many smoke detectors you'll need, I need to know the proper universal hallway constant.

by Fire Safety October 21, 2010

Constantinople Cumshot

When you cum into a girls ass, she then cumfarts it out onto some eggo waffles with a full glass of nesquick next to it. She can't drink the nesquick til she finishes the pancakes, then she must stir the glass with her enlarged clit til she cums in the glass herself and drink the Nesquick.

Ask your girlfriend what she does on the weekends. She will say "Constantinople Cumshot."

by Powdered Sugar May 30, 2011

Konstantine Day

A 'Konstantine Day' is a particularly terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. A particularly bad day where the only solution to the problems of the day seem to be just to shoot yourself to end the misery.

Originated from the twitter celebrity @Konstantine on Twitter and quickly spread.

"I just lost my entire project...looks to be a start to a Konstantine Day"

"Found out that the in-laws are visiting, it looks to be another Konstantine Day in the making"

by Enig April 14, 2009