Constitutionology

The study of the constitution

I just studied constitutionology

by Swan2011 April 14, 2022

Constitutioner

A person who studies and advocates for the US Constitution exactly as written and realizes that most lawyers use complicated laws as a way to subvert the US Constitution.

The hard working taxpayer was offended when his neighbor asked him if he was a lawyer, and he responded, “No, I am a Constitutioner!”

by flytosurf August 3, 2025

Greenwich Constitutional

Pretending to leave for work in the morning, only to return home after your partner has left for their job, in order to have an extramarital affair.

I was pulling a Greenwich Constitutional when I heard the front door open. It was only the maid arriving late that day. I was terrified it was my wife about to walk in on me and the pool boy.

Tiffany and I had a nice Greenwich Constitutional situation going until her husband got indicted for insider trading and was sentenced to house arrest.

by t pot February 6, 2019

Constipationalist

Politician or a miscreant ideologue that believes excessive regulation and taxation will not cause a sluggish or stagnant economy.

Our economy is weak today because of the constipationalist philosophy in Washington.

by weasel990 June 22, 2013

Constitortionist

Noun. (Pronounced - kon'ste-tortion-ist) - A person identified as re-interpreting or dramatically bending the Constitution of the United States and Amendments therein, in such a way as to be counter to the interpretations of the US Supreme Court or formal Constitutional scholars, and to also suit a specific political narrative contrary to the founder's original meaning.

Donald Trump is a big fat lying piece of shit for saying that the Constitution gives him the power to do anything he wants, he is such a Constitortionist.

by Al-Edged-Lee June 8, 2020

Constitutively

Having the power to establish within the system itself

Elevation Digital Assets is constitutively positioned within the Digital Transformation of the Economy itself.

by Elevation DA November 22, 2020

constipation

constipation is when you are unable to poop, or poop doesn't come out in the satisfactory, or you could say, average, amount. it could come out in multiple small balls of poop, but you may still feel that there is more to come. it is honestly, really sad though, because poop is amazing and poop is great. the feel, the look, and moreover, the taste is majestic.

your mom has constipation, jamal. take good care of her poop. oh wait- she doesn't have any.

by constipationwillhauntyou December 10, 2021