Confussed

Adverb: to be so confused you have forgotten what you were originally confused about.

Ex: A: "I hit a lil snag."
B: "I don't know how much modeling is gonna pay. What happened?"
A: "I'm not really sure wait"
B: "mm"
A: "I'm confussed"

by SenorLoco May 25, 2021

confused panda

when you are not understanding what is going on, or not aware of the scenario

I have no clue what is going on? I wouldn't even know where to start the project.. I am a confused panda

by meldarican June 1, 2011

Confessperate

adj. When people on facebook become so desperate for to be part of the 'top news' or try to receive an exceeding amount of likes on their status update that they ask 'like for a confession'

Kareem: dude that girl said she would tell me a confession if i liked her status!

Andrew: dude cant u see?! She's just confessperate for likes...

Kareem: oh... well i still want one

by That Tall KiiD September 1, 2011

confeeded

Constipated after being fucked in the ass repetitivly

I gotta take a shit but im so confeeded .
Do you have any stool softener to help me not be so confeeded

by danothemano14 October 10, 2016

confused ginger

a person with hair that is sorta brown but kinda gingery. they may identify with either or.

My therapist thinks his hair is brown but it's not he's a confused ginger.

by youucantseemeinthedark January 14, 2017

Confused

Finding new memes on the internet and wondering how they came to be

"I'm so confused about what this Globglogabgalab thing is. Some one please send help!!!'

by theashtonator May 22, 2018

Confused Pubes

When a woman with blonde hair has black pubic hair. Every other hair on the body got the "let's be blonde" message except for the bush. These girls are also referenced as two-tones.

Amanda got laser hair removal because she had confused pubes.

by SilkyMeatloaf August 27, 2019