While hypochondria is the fear of doing anything without getting a fatal injury/illness, computer hypochondria is the fear of downloading anything, no matter how verified the download is, in fear that it will screw up your computer in some way or another.
I'd download this .exe file, but I don't want to get a BSoD.
Dude, you have some bad computer hypochondria.
Dude, you have some bad computer hypochondria.
by Christophucked March 11, 2011
Any of several types of computer that, owing to the great difficulty of repair are easier to replace. A computer that displays a small cryptic "face" to display it's inability to continue operating. See also mac.
I went through another disposable computer, I guess I had better buy one that doesn't come in 400 different colors.
by Xaero December 05, 2003
I have clicked this Computer Mouse so many times.
That is great. It really is a clicky thing where you do lots of clicking.
Yes.
That is great. It really is a clicky thing where you do lots of clicking.
Yes.
by DemogorgonSlayer October 13, 2020
I installed Norton a few years ago, but now that I'm trying to delete it, I've found I have a serious case of computer herpes.
by theboxinthecorner March 08, 2012
I owned you at starcraft, the best computer game ever created. (I didn't "pwn" him as "pwned" is a misspelling of owned.)
by Adeadlyliquid September 29, 2004
The teachers or people in control of the computer lab that limit and restrict what you bring into the lab and what you do in the lab. They also think they are real teachers and think they are better than everyone.
The computer nazi wouldn't let me do my schoolwork because they thought i was going to use instant messaging
by dabears954 September 02, 2005
A computer geek is an obsolete pejorative stereotype for a student interested in computer science. A geek is an individual who pursues personal passions even if they are derided as unattractive fascinations. To be a geek is to be, unflinchingly, oneself.
by collegekid1 October 28, 2004