Comment

A persons positive output on a certain creation.

Do you have a comment towards this piece of art?
Person: I love the creativity and visual appearance.

by jREG -204- August 25, 2006

voice comment

The craziest new form of Myspace communication since the Myspace IM. Dial a friend’s assigned comment number and instantly get a hold of a really excited automated message before you speak into the phone after the beep. What ensues post-beep is sheer chaos. Franticly searching to say something while you realize time will run out soon, and when that comes, you have three choices, save, listen, rerecord. You decide to listen, only to find that you sound like a complete jackass, and after the message has been heard, it is automatically saved and sent. One listens to the comment on your friends page in shame, then regrets ever even attempting it, or at least thinks about why they didn’t rerecord.

friend 1 "dude, I sounded like a fuckin idiot in your voice comment!"
friend 2 "naw, you sounded the same"
friend 3 "ahahaha, did you get mine?"
friend 2 "naw i haven't checked yet"
friend 3 "i sounded like a dumbass too!"

by vitascope September 3, 2006

Keith Comment

Building up your ego by using ridiculous and false comments that cannot be disproved due to the given circumstances

Keith: I could totally bang any girl in this bar if my girlfriend wasn't here

If you use a Keith comment you owe a dollar to the jar

by Joey Bats July 2, 2014

Dry commenting

Commenting on a post without reacting to the post. Some OPs get annoyed about this, because they have nothing better to do than refresh the number of likes and loves on their post, hoping it will go up.

"Why you always dry commenting on people's posts in this group? and you never make your own memes. GTFO"

by wondercito March 11, 2021

comment bomb

In short, killing a comment thread. This can occour many ways. A few examples are: going completely off-topic, posting a very long comment, or posting any comment that makes other commenters feel as if they just shouldn't add another comment. Comment bombs are often dropped by a thread killer.

Bob: "HAHA! Funny picture!"
Sarah: "Lol, I remember when this happened!! =)"
Jared: "I'm sorry, I just can't laugh at this right now. I'm so depressed."
Jared: "I feel so alone... Someone hold me"

Jared just went comment bombing.

by pseudonull June 26, 2009

abby comment

the name for a comment said with an air of narcissism


*does not have to be called abby comment. feel free to insert other names

example "oh my gosh i got a 101 on that test. i am a genius"
or, what is said by someone NOT making an abby comment
"and so then he said i was pretty. oh crap was that an abby comment?"

by something_witty February 21, 2009

Comment Cherry

The virginity of your myspace comments, usually taken by your first friend(who is not tom).

Whats up (insert random name here) i just popped your comment cherry, wtf is up!?!?

by bhsbfood September 24, 2008