Misery Compiler

When you score two or more goals in football in quick succession

"SpencerFC has just scored another that's 3 goals in two minutes #misery compiler"

by Jujitsuweigh June 26, 2016

Protagonist Complex

Believing you and your life are either literally or metaphorically the center of a metaphysical narrative in which you are the protagonist and that your life obstacles or people you disagree with or dislike are forces of evil. Most often seen in people who have consumed large amounts of entertainment such as books, movies, or video games which have a concrete "good or bad" for most of their lives.

"My sister in law keeps referencing Harry Potter online when politics are brought up. I think she may have a protagonist complex."

"Quit being so self righteous. You sound like you have a protagonist complex."

by Shurdlegurdle September 14, 2019

Complextro

Complextro is a sub-genre of Electro House music. The first credible complextro track is credited as Firepower by Wolfgang Gartner released august 18 2009. The main defining feature of complextro is the cut up bassline sections with heavy modulation and variance. It takes elements of dubstep, fidget house and electro house and combines them together. Since the heaviest influence of complextro is electro house BPM ranges from 126-130 NOT 140.

Did you hear the new complextro track by far too loud?

Oh you mean his remix of exision- sexism?

by Friendly_Intentions March 15, 2013

Comphet

Comphet stands for “compulsory heterosexuality.” It has it’s own definition on Wikipedia or whatever, and that’s generally correct, but not entirely.

Comphet is a term generally used in lesbian circles that refers to when a lesbian is led to think that she’s attracted to men. This can manifest in her also knowing she’s into women, and thinking she’s bi, or her not even recognizing she’s into women, and thinking she’s straight. This experience can be hard for them to go through.

This happens to gay men to an extent as well, but not nearly as often or strongly.

Person 1: Why did you date Boy? You’re a lesbian, right?
Lesbian: Oh, that was just comphet.

by Foster-Florence October 28, 2020

comphet

Short for “compulsory heterosexuality.” This is “the idea that heterosexuality is assumed and enforced by a patriarchal society. This refers to the idea that heterosexuality can be adopted by people regardless of their personal sexual preferences from Wikipedia.”

Friend 1: I know I’m only attracted to girls, but I’ve been weirdly obsessed with Chris Hemsworth lately.

Friend 2: Sounds like a comphet crush to me.

by writer1564 March 11, 2018

Dumbarton Complex

Any dumb person who thinks that Dumbarton translates to being "dumb."

Jessica refuses to live in Dumbarton because people might think she is dumb. Oh boy, she has DUMBARTON COMPLEX.

by Cyclonetrading July 6, 2021

Complete global saturation

Something cool supervillains who wear sunglasses and have David Bowie accents strive to achieve. May or may not be said with long pauses between each word, followed by a deep breath. Typically foiled by those pricks from the BSAA.

Uruboros will be released into the atmosphere, ensuring complete global saturation.

*Deep breath*

by Rusty Was Here May 2, 2009