college

A maximum security prison that costs money to get into.

Aw, I'm going to college...

by Anonymous August 16, 2003

Bard High School Early College

The sixth level of Dante's Inferno

"I met that chick with the huge glasses at Bard High School Early College"

by douch3+!+z September 26, 2013

collegeboarding

noun
when college and college admissions related issues are figuratively shoved down someone's throat, much like the interrogation practice of waterboarding

My parents have been collegeboarding me a lot lately now that admissions due dates are coming up.

by mtl1234 September 17, 2010

College Tumbleweed

An empty 12, 18, 24, or 30 pack case of beer seen blowing across the parking lot/lawn it was dumped on. Often consisting of the stereotypical college beverage choice of either Keystone Light, or Natural Light beer. Common on college campuses; specifically the University of Rhode Island.

Sandy saw two college tumbleweeds in the student lot while walking to class.

by luckycharmsURI October 16, 2010

collegefession worthy

A story that is worthy to post on collegefession.com
Something really crazy and nasty that you've ever done, usually related to sex, drugs and alcohol.

''-Are you collegefession worthy? +Yea, last night I had sex with 3 different girls, blacked out and woke up on a bench with a bra on my balls''

by collegefession April 23, 2014

College Paint Job

A College Paintjob is when you pipe down a girl and before you nut you scream, cum on your hand and with cover her face with that cum. Once the deed is done you leave the building regardless of who owns the house.

Marc: Hey Isaac how was the night with Vanessa?
Isaac: Bro, you wouldn't believe it she would not shut up about astrology so I had to give her a college paint job
Marc: That's crazy bro you just left her to spread eagle in your house. I respect you

by hahasuka June 4, 2020

carroll college

1. A top-rated liberal arts institution in the capital city of Helena, Montana founded in 1909 by Bishop John Carroll. The school motto is, "Not for school, but for life."

2. A school with the coolest professors who run to class and speak in tongues. We like getting outdoors, not having toaster ovens or candles in our dorm rooms, and flooding classrooms. Many people enjoy going on adventures like eating in the cafeteria or falling down Guad hill, and others enjoy bogging down the wifi with Netflix. If the stairs in Charlies don't kill you, Val's voice yelling out your latte order surely will.

"I've decided to go to Carroll College next year!" "Where??"

by nutellanomnom August 2, 2016