Celenza

Pronunciation: "Loouk Selenzza"
A witty and intelligent musician type. Puts on an air of innocence, though when one gets to know him better one will undoubtedly uncover a vortex of power, a synthesis of man and lust, therein lies the animal, the sexual prowess, and the intoxicating masculinity.

Girl #1: "Luke Celenza wrote me a song, he is so sweet and considerate"

Girl #2: "He is busy planning your sexual domination, same thing happened to me."

by tiger claw 792 March 31, 2009

Calender

Describes a time and place where one does not give a shit if the correct spelling of the word calendar is used.

Here is the calender for the day

Stick your calender where the sun don't shine

"oi mate, you know what the date is?"

"No. I don't give a calender

by Bigpappa6969696969696996969696 April 5, 2018

Colenutt

Pikey

Colenutt is a Pikey

by J. Bunsen Burner July 19, 2023

Calendar Droppings

Purposely planting awkward and embarrasing meetings in your co-workers Outlook calendar for everyone to see.

Dude, I have a GILF date with Joe's grandmother tonight? And a prostate exam right after? I think I'm the victim of some calendar droppings.

by reliefpitcher June 24, 2008

calendar ho

a hot playmate who appears on porn calendars

man- hey guy's name want to go to the bar

guy- naw, stayin' home to watch a hot calendar ho

by rickreel November 30, 2011

calendar snooping

When one analyzes a co-worker's online calendar for the sole purpose of learning their personal or work business.

Person #1: Hey, Stacy told me you met with the hiring manager for that marketing job last week.

Person #2:How would she know that?

Person #1: She was calendar snooping again.

by all worked up February 21, 2012

calendared

When making plans, to confirm that you have set the time and date, and entered it into your itinerary - you say it's been "calendared."

Meet at 7pm on Sunday? No problem, calendared.

by pokzen August 18, 2013