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guru meditation code

A whimsical name for an error code, the guru meditation code is helpfully provided by end users so that tech support gurus have something to meditate on. When their meditations are complete, they may be divinely inspired to create a better product, establish a philosophy of world peace, or maybe even fix your problem.
Before accepting the message, you may wish to write down the guru meditation code. You may then email it to Red Lion technical support, so that one of our technical gurus can meditate on this information in order to track-down the cause of the problem.
by rootbeer277 October 18, 2008
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Band Bus Code

the code that bandies attempt, but never end up swearing by regarding what happens on the band bus: what happens on the band bus STAYS on the band bus.
Marie: omg on that one band trip i sat next to this trumpet player... we ended up hooking up!
Gina: whoa, girl! don't you know the band bus code? what happens on the band bus STAYS on the band bus!

Rick: HAHAHA JOHN KISSED RANDY ON THE WAY HOME FROM LAST WEEKS COMPETITION!
John: IT WAS A DARE AND IT WAS ON THE CHEEK!
Fred: What happened to the band bus code?!
by uberbandie March 7, 2009
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Coder

Somebody who finds great pleasure in the art of Computer Programming.

Synonymous with: Hacker, Programmer
That weird geek spends time programming all day, what a coder.
by Yo Mama January 23, 2003
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Codeine

This alkaloid is found in opium in concentrations ranging from 0.7 to 2.5 percent.
Oftenly Found in prescription cough syrip, and basically slows you down all around.
The good effects:
· High with dizziness
· Skin, Lips, Face feel numb
· Relieves pain quite well
The bads:
· decreased sex drive
· Urinary haulting or problems
Only knew one brotha who OD'ed on Codeine, man that's like OD'in on orange juice.
by Markos March 4, 2004
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Code 12

A joke for computer technicians, when helping someone fix a computer related problem.

Code 12 means the problem is 12 inches in front of the screen.
Person 1: "Argh, the internet isn't working. I can't see Google."

Person 2: "We've got a code 12!!!"
by Aaesos April 5, 2014
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code brown

A family-friendly way of denoting a defecation incident or the threat thereof. In other words, someone just pooped or needs to badly. It's perhaps most often used by medical professionals, who frequently have to use other codes so code brown just fits right in.
oh boy, looks like we've got a code brown over here. Grab gloves everyone.
by Twisted Code May 8, 2017
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Gay Coded

This term means when comparisons or metaphors can be made to relatable LGBTQ+ issues
Dude! These scenes from Ratatouille are obviously gay coded
by Unitrex January 14, 2019
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