Corona-Cancelled

When your plans were cancelled due to the coronavirus

Me and my friends were going to hang out at the mall, but it got corona-cancelled.

by Flawful March 26, 2020

Corona Cute

When someone is cute, but only when they have their mask on.

When someone is cute, but you don't know what the bottom half of their face looks like.

Barack: "Woah dude! She's Corona Cute!"
Jack: "Yeah bro, you should see her teeth!"

by DreamingOfLucidity September 24, 2020

Walk’n Corona

Person who would test positive for Coronavirus if there were tests, but shows no signs of symptoms of Coronavirus or common sense. These people ignore all social distancing practices and blow it off as a stupid idea.

Mike:
Hey Jeff, let me in, I brought my new bong for us to try
Jeff:

Stop knocking on my door and get your dumb ass off my porch! I saw you at the the park this morning playing hoops with 6 or 8 people. Stay away you probably have Walk’n Corona.

by Urban Name'er April 13, 2020

Corona Zone

When practicing social distancing, the amount of space you need between folks so you don't become infected with corona virus (covid-19).

Dude, step back you're invading my Corona Zone...back some more...on back...ok, now you're good.

Also know as spray zone

by Katydid...well, sometimes... March 18, 2020

Corona Calendar

A calendar that feels like a 30-hour day, a 10-day week, or a 40-day month—when an awful lot of unappreciative employees who are “privileged” to work from home complain that every day is like a 19-hour workday hell.

The 2020 calendar would likely be remembered as the “corona calendar” for almost 8 billion people, who were home-jailed for weeks, when the world tried to contain the pandemic crisis.

by Covido December 31, 2020

Corona discharge

Overdosing on beer causes one to ejaculate Corona.

A man drinks too much beer will have symptoms of corona discharge.

by scienceA+ March 17, 2009

Corona Shots

What we'll all get after they find a vaccine. Then after everyone except the ant-vaxx moms gets an incredibly painful needle injected into their arm, we all go to bars and get shots of Corona. And 100 years later, some other epidemic pops up and we're screwed AGAIN.

Hey M8, wanna get our Corona Shots?

by WrySquirrel3069 March 19, 2020