Cluster Hot

A girl that appears attractive inside of a computer cluster, but when you see meet her in the outside world she becomes less attractive.

That bitch Amy was fucking fine ass when the glow of the computer monitor was reflecting off of her glasses, but when I met on the street she fugly as hell. She's cluster hot.

by DTP4L4L March 13, 2009

clusterfuck

Large quantity of confused people in a disorganized manner.

Sorry I'm late, it was a real clusterfuck on main street.

by Anonymous November 24, 2002

Clusterfuckery

The process of Great Britain exiting the European Union, and becoming FUK (Former United Kingdom)

In an ongoing clusterfuckery, the MPs continued to debate several amendments to amend the existing amendments.

by Dagu33 March 26, 2019

clusterwin

n.

1. A simultaneous confluence or chain of positive events.

2. A close coexistence of entities seen in a positive light within a larger entity.

I just had such a clusterwin; I found a great deal on the exact shoes I wanted, and then found a $20 bill on the ground as I left the store.

Mark Ruffalo, Robert Downey Jr., Scarlett Johansson, Don Cheadle, Jeremy Renner, AND Samuel L. Jackson are all going to be in the new Avengers movie, with Joss Whedon directing and writing? That's going to be such a clusterwin...

by bjork73 October 10, 2010

clusterbourach

a bùrach (gaelic) = a mess
clusterbourach as printed in the paper = a richt fucking mess

this brexit is a right clusterbourach

by ecksmc December 14, 2018

cluster fuck

Military in origin, but often used in paramilitary organizations like cadets. Used to describe a situation that has gone horrendously wrong. Almost always involves a large group of people that are disorganized: where the leader has failed.
(Can often refer to a performance by a group of people; drill performance, play, skit that fails to entertain)

J: "OMG... that unit has the worst drill I've ever seen..."
K: "It's like a huge cluster fuck!"

by RedLead April 12, 2006

overdelapitated afterbirth from a lesbian clusterfuck

hell if i know but it cant be good

man fuck you, you overdelapitated afterbirth from a lesbian clusterfuck!!!!!

by J_P June 20, 2004