cloffice

noun: a former closet converted into office space

Chris: Didya hear Adam was promoted and moved out of the cubicle and into an office !

Al: Adam's got a cloffice...his boss converted the janitor's closet into an office.

by Goomba Al October 23, 2007

cloudflare

Cloudflare is a shitty anti-ddos that every signal booter can stress offline.

Are u using cloudflare?
Yes, why?
Man, I will fuck it offline :P

by IzzyMichiel March 8, 2017

cloud 6

The feeling of slight sadness that leads one to turn to comfort food

Man I got an F on my test, I'm on Cloud 6

by Daxmaster93 March 8, 2018

cloud nine

and cloud 9

a state of total euphoria (See also on cloud nine.)

After winning the lottery, he was on cloud nine.

by Light Joker May 24, 2005

Meat Cloud

The act of farting with your ass pressed up against a girls Vagina, causing her to queef.

While Amy was getting pile drived by Bryan, he quickly spun around, pressed his asshole to her snatch and farted. The giant queef that erupted from her snatch made Bryan's eyes water from the mixture of tuna and ass. He wished he had never attempted the Meat Cloud.

by Ryno1118 May 11, 2011

cloud computing

Cloud computing is a style of computing in which dynamically scalable and often virtualised resources are provided as a service over the Internet. Users need not have knowledge of, expertise in, or control over the technology infrastructure "in the cloud" that supports them

Sun Microsystems showcased the Sun Open Cloud Platform, the company's open cloud computing infrastructure, powered by industry-leading software technologies from Sun, including Java, MySQL, OpenSolaris and Open Storage.

by terababy March 21, 2009

pudding on a cloud

stuffing the toilet drain with an entire role of toilet paper to prevent flushing and then sit over the bowl and release human feces, hence creating a "pudding on a cloud".

my friend, "foo", was a prick over the weekend so i used his bathroom and left a pudding on a cloud for his bitch-ass to clean up!

by Fuzfa September 8, 2005