Clowning

When you think somebody is going to do something but turns out they don't do that thing

I am clowning for Reputation (Taylor's Version) today

by REP(TV)???? March 13, 2025

Clonking

Repeatedly hitting your penis with a hammer/heavy object preferably on an anvil or metal surface

"I'm going to go clonk, Jared."

"I'm clonking right now, Jared."

by Freak Wizard May 24, 2025

Ass-Coning

When two people attach cones to each of their ass cheeks at the base, and insert them into each other's asses tapered side out. This leaves one unused cone on each person's ass cheeks. This allows for others to chain the effect and join in on the fun as long as they have enough ass-cones.

I walked outside my house yesterday and everyone in the neighborhood was just...ass-coning!

Altogether ass-coning!

by Aborro Watabonosk March 20, 2017

Cum Coning

Inserting a funnel into the anus or vagina and ejaculating inside

Cum Coning - Similar to cum funneling but non orally

by MOIST TATERTOTS June 11, 2018

Sad clowning

The characteristic of an individual whereas they make several suicidal comments, and or gestures, and or joke purely for attention. Like a sad clown.

Yeah, you shouldn't worry about Chris. He's not going to hurt himself, he's just sad clowning.

by William Carlin September 13, 2019

Chain-coning

When you’ve been on a weed binge for too long and chain smoke cones like they were the atmosphere.

Have we got any more bud?
Nah cunt you were chain-coning the last of our shit.

by Shanulio Noodlenan September 18, 2019

kita closing

To get closer to someone or saying we r closed.
Used by najiha's speako friends at her ig's live

Mira: kau ngan aku genk
Najiha: kira kita closing
Random ppl: lebih kurang gitu ah, tapi dok gitu pong, dia mcm gane ah?

by Bungasayang November 16, 2021