vacuum cleaner

The only thing that sucks more than Twilight.

vacuum cleaner

by qkjeabfdia;shduaipohuaikghured June 10, 2014

Clean Your Clock

A slang phrase meaning to strike a blow to the face, where someone's face is their 'clock'.

Steve: Wow john, you blew it there.
John: Oh shut up, or I'll clean your clock.

by Super Cru (C-Baller) November 3, 2008

In the clear

not suspected of commiting a crime

My nephew is in the clear.

by The Return of Light Joker December 8, 2007

clear the snorkel

To masturbate

Same as...

Bash the bishop
Choke the chicken
Yank the plank
Clean the pipes
Grapple the gorilla
Pet the one eyed snake
Stroke the salami
Massage colin
Toss off
Shake hands with the milkman
Greet the old chap
tommy tank
Spank Off
Spank the Monkey
Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Checking for testicular cancer
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
etc etc

I went to the club, but y mack was weak, I had to go home alone and clear the snorkel.

by Dwayne November 22, 2005

Clear The Bridge

What Captain Kirk said when Mr. Spock farted.

(Scene) Enterprise crew discussing matters at the helm of the starship. Spock rips a huge one.
Capt. Kirk: Clear the bridge!

by Jump The Shark December 27, 2011

Chech Clear

Very spoopy video of a guy cutting out another guys head, probably is relate to the wars in Russia as it is based in russia

chech clear is spoopy

by pseudonym ツ October 21, 2020

Bachelor Clean

1. A state of tidiness maintained by the average straight, single guy. It is generally acceptable to other heterosexual men, but fails to meet female standards.

2. To quickly hide trash and wipe up spills before visitors show up. A superficial clean-up.

James: Wow Ed, you clean up your place?

Ed: Yep.

Babs: Yea, like maybe a year ago.

Ed: Hey, it's bachelor clean.

Billy Bob knew Daisy was coming over, so he gave his bachelor pad a bachelor clean.

by Eric Maan July 17, 2009