cleaning my keyboard

is defined as: a phrase uttered after a particularly enjoyable (erotic) rping or sexting session.
note, the term can be re-phrased to "cleaning the keyboard."

also, can be shortened to "CMK" or "CTK" respectively.

not to be confused with the act of cleaning a spilled drink off of ones keyboard.

quite.. I`m not sure about you but I`m cleaning my keyboard...

by XemnasT July 25, 2011

cleaning carpet

Licking someone's public hair.

"What were you up to last night?" "Just cleaning carpet" "How olds your girlfriend, 70?"

by rapscal_2002 February 2, 2017

Cleaning the Boat

"Cleaning the Boat" is a slang term for shaving your pubes. More specifically for a female to shave her pubes.

Me: "Hey whatcha up to?"
Friend: "Just cleaning the boat, you?"
Me: "Ew"

by Osama Is My Mama April 26, 2017

Cleansing

The act of throwing up when drinking alcohol and then drinking more aka making room

Bro your weak.

Nah brah I’m just cleansing

by Eshay brah March 23, 2019

backseat cleaning

When your parent or parents tell you what to clean as you're cleaning, which is completely unnecessary.

"John, don't forget to dust. Oh, while you're dusting, make sure you're getting the edges of the fan. And vacuum after you're done. And while you're vacuuming, get underneath the couch."
"For fuck's sake, mom, enough with the backseat cleaning!"

by GK162248 September 25, 2013

mr cleaning

when your rub one off while pretnding to be mr clean

hey bro whatcha doin

im just mr cleaning

by WetDogSmell99 July 4, 2016

shame cleaning

cleaning in rapid manner when you know company is coming over

I am shame cleaning for the barbecue tomorrow.

by pc4444 May 18, 2016