cluster fuck

Also: Fuster Cluck
Term used to describe the state of affairs resulting from too many staffers and not enough TRAINED staffers on a project. This usually happens as a result of a rush or deadline which cannot be met, when managers or planners resort to simply adding warm bodies to the effort out of sheer desperation or incompetence. Also results from having a surplus of supervisors or other overhead-related personnel who cannot actually perform any useful work towards project goals, especially where the prescence or contributions of these people hinders work performed by others.

"Man, we were 8 days behind schedule on that project so my manager decided to send us all of his interns as well as show up himself. Turned it into a complete clusterfuck. There must have been 20 guys in one cube at once."

by Nathan March 5, 2005

cluster fuck

When a series of events collide to create a huge predicament.

"The rescue teams' helicopter crashed while trying to rescue the survivors, turning the once huge problem into a clusterfuck."

by Heraf May 1, 2003

casterbate

the act of masterbating while having a plaster cast over the wrist in use.

James: "hey Pat, did you hear Alex broke his wrist?"
Pat: "yea, too bad he isn't ambidextrous, I bet his cock is burning from having to casterbate all week"
James: "I heard he deliberately broke his wrist because he enjoys the chafing"
Pat: "man, what a sick fuck"

by Jowak August 4, 2008

rolling cluster fuck

A derogatory term used to describe an individuals ongoing total and complete failure to competently complete their work or mission, due to their idiocy, administrative stupidity and stubbornness; or the result of same.

His(her)work is all screwed up. He(she)is a 'rolling cluster fuck.'

by Brandt Domas February 27, 2004

Iranian Cluster Fuck

A sexual indulgence not at all involving the Iranian people or its beliefs. The act entails dousing oneself in plutonium and masturbatory fluids while religiously praising the glory of our Dear Leader, Kim Jong-un. Afterwards, the individual must sneak through the Chinese border--Seppuku must take place if the individual in question is already within the nation of China--and continue to obtain nuclear launch codes on which he/she will smuggle into Iran via the anus so that a large group of security guards will have to manually retrieve the said object with their hands. This is done solely for the pleasure of the individual.

Guy 1: Shit, brah. I got so zobbled last night that I participated in an Iranian Cluster Fuck with that mentally crippled cousin I told you about.

Guy 2: The Holocaust was a lie, bro.

by Kiki Reeves August 2, 2012

Chastery

A beautiful, Intelligent, sophisticated, well spoken girl. Not easily reassured. Complex in many way's but extremely lovable. Confident in most but there natural beauty. Their favorite flower is the bleeding heart. They like natural earth tones. They are very affectionate and loving. When in a relationship they are very committed and dedicated. They are honest and genuine people. There classy and chic. There themselves no matter what and when it comes to peoples opinions of them they hear them out but don't take it to heart. They are emotional yet self-assured. They do not accept correction easily and have the personality of a leader. School is usually there main priority and they love being in relationships. Single bores them easily.

Chastery is not a common name. Girls with the name Chastery are hard to come by but when you do don't mess up. When they love they LOVE.

by BeautifulIndividual June 13, 2011

cataclysmic clusterfuck

when clusterfuck doesnt describe the situation well enough.

Moving that couch into your room turning into a cataclysmic clusterfuck.

by edge cass March 5, 2008