carnihore

Women who order manly meals while their men order salads.

Waitress: What would you like for dinner sir?

Husband: I'll take the "vegvag special" grilled chicken salad with grapes, strawberries, mandarin slices, and candied pecans drizzled with a raspberry vinaigrette.

Wife: I'll take the full rack of ribs with a baked potato...

Another waiter brings meal and wrongly places salad in front of wife and ribs in front of husband. Waiter fixes error and walks away whispering "what a carnihore"

by Malloz1 June 11, 2014

Carnavius

Often stubborn, has a lot of pride but will usually push it to the side for the one they love, very handsome, Sexual BEAST Sex drive is insane, very unique individual, Loves music and creative side. Every girl needs a Carnavius.

Girl 1: I gotta have him?
Girl 2: Yeah why?
Girl 1: Because he's a Carnavius!

by didjjd March 19, 2015

Carnie Magic

When you are really good at doing stupid shit like trick shots.

I played beerpong and lost because his teammate had that carnie magic

by Juicestain, King of bllod and October 11, 2019

carnalvore

Carnalvores are aficianados of all things sex, such as porn, adult toys, the latest trends in technique, and sexual fashion. Carnalvores exhibit a voracious appetite for the pleasure of sex, often referred to as sex addicts.

Tristàn, being a carnalvore, wrote a book on butt sex and produced an instructional film on how to eat a pussy .

by pushdwood September 4, 2020

Carnegrogens

They alter the structure of the purine known as adenine. It affects nitrogen on the ninth position so it cannot bind to riboses or deoxyriboses, and thus cannot be functional in bodily processes. It deforms the adenine in such a way that it attacks the person's immune system and increases the person's Negrosity levels. Carnegrogens are found in fried chicken, corn bread, grape "drank," dank ass kush, and has a mild connection to watermelon flesh. Carnegrogens are the particles released in the radiation of Negrotism, otherwise known as Negrotic Decay.

Mark: Hey George, you need to stop eating so much watermelon. Don't you know that stuff is packed full of carnegrogens?
George: Shut yo ass up flake.
Mark: Oh no. His negrosity levels are increasing as we speak.

by Jonathon Rebelionus October 30, 2020

carnforth high

A school where a bunch of lesas hang out and hide in the music corridor , a school where the y7 boys think they're the shit even though they're 4"7 , a school where the y10s think they're solid and vape , a school where the chavs have 10 new boyfriends a day and a new elux bar everyday

"carnforth highs dead

by carnforthman January 10, 2022

Carnforth High School

Mr fox rents out teslas and thinks he’s proper hard and thinks he’s cool and hard tryna shout at year 7 and 8 but can’t shout at year 11 cuz he knows that no one actually gives a fuck about him. Searches people to make him look big and tries taking the mick out of people also Is very fat and no one actually likes him. LMFAO ABSOLUTE WEIRDO

Carnforth high school: Mr fox big wanker and rents out Teslas

by ConnorIsFuckingGay March 3, 2022