Cracked Screen App

When you crack your iPhone screen for some reason, but you just keep using it since it still works. It is free to get this app but if you want to get rid of it, you need to pay around $70 to get it fixed.

TT: How was the party last night?
AK: I got hella drunk last night and I blacked out. I noticed I got the Cracked Screen App on my iPhone when I woke up this morning.

by Anusman2009 July 23, 2012

Cracked

the morning after some hard-core drug use (aw ye) and you are feeling rather sluggish, stupid and/or confused with your life.

Hey Colette, you're fricken cracked bauudddd

by rynsauce April 4, 2017

Cacked

To be incredibly drunk or to drink an excess amount of alcohol

I got cacked off of that thirty rack last night

by Blazed Joker July 26, 2009

Clacker

Someone who has a loud mechanical keyboard

Okay clacker, quiet down

by MFS2 November 10, 2019

cracked.io

Best cracking forum. Amazing staff members.

Bob: He Jim, do you use cracked.io?
Jim: Yeah I do! Ping helped me resolve an issue I was having just the other day.

by Apache_Attack_Helicopter February 28, 2022

I just cracked me one off.

A phrase used in internet forums to confess having masturbated to a posted pic or story. Frequently used to express appreciation for a pic or story even if actual masturbation hasn't taken place. Occasionally used ironically or to be comedically inappropriate.

Example 1: <user posts pic of a PAWG> ... I just cracked me one off.

Example 2: <I just found out that my mother has terminal brain cancer> ... I just cracked me one off .

by Carlton G. Long January 12, 2020

clocked

Verb: To notice or suddenly see something.

Predominantly Scottish (?) use.

"I walked in the bar and clocked my mates waiting for me."

"I've clocked the look on his face and decided not to bother explaining."

by mardy379 October 24, 2007