Chonky

Not about size or shape.
A word for someone soft-hearted and gentle, who carries heaviness without losing kindness — strength that stays tender even when life presses hard.

He was chonky in the truest sense — soft-spoken, deeply strong, and unafraid to feel.

by DaiSwap February 9, 2026

choney

adjective.

i made this word up it means whatever i want it to mean

freaney i know youre seeing this

"freaney is such a choney roney"

by definitely not malik March 25, 2025

Conkey

The name you call someone with curly locks and glasses, who inhales a blue raz vape and consumes Guinness whilst simultaneously masturbating over work colleagues.

Woah, look at that guy in the corner, he sure knows how to do a conkey!

by Qwilliam April 28, 2025

Conkey

When a person who has glasses and curly hair simultaneously consumes alcohol and nicotine whilst masturbating over health physics monitors.

Woah! Look at that guy in the corner, he sure knows how to pull a conkey!

by Qwilliam April 28, 2025

Cronkey

When Cracker and Honky aren’t extreme enough to describe someone

Crickey, there’s a Cronkey coming this way!!

by Spring Hill Cronkey August 13, 2025

the chokey

Having sex in a missionary position, with the penetrating partner choking the receiving lover.

“ No Ms. Trunchbull don’t send me to the chokey!”

Put me in the chokey daddy!

by Crabbydaddy October 12, 2017

Pokey chokey bum wank

To combine 2 sexual acts for one dose of heightened pleasure a pokey bum wank combined with self asphyxiation by the use of vigorously inserting ones finger in an out of one's own anus whilst furiously pleasuring ones own man truncheon with the other hand and at roughly a minute before the point of unbridled ecstasy lean forward on the pre attached belt (hung from the light fitting before the start of the act) choking one's self out and at the point of the act of cumming releasing the pressure on the belt giving you the pleasure of a good pokey and a good bit of asphyxiation admittedly it is a lot of effort but after a few goes it gets easier to set up ideally a spare bedroom is available so you can just leave the equipment ready and waiting not for the feint of hearted and not recommended to do without letting someone know what you have planned (maybe phone up one of your parents and ask if they could stay on the line to make sure release was in good time if a bit late they can phone the relevant emergency service)

I really enjoy a good pokey chokey bum wank but I love a bit of asphyxiation sex too if only there was a way I could enjoy both at the same time (idea form's) just maybe there is a way it might take some time and effort but just think of the pleasure maybe just maybe it might be worth a bit of experimentation to see what is the worst that can happen
(any attempt to do this is at one's own risk and no amount of expensive no cash up front lawyers can help to sue until a safety bracket can be set up maybe one for some entrepreneurs to try pitch to the dragons den)

by Jack Mehoff jizz mater general August 30, 2018