A type of internet troll who:
a) rambles incohrently
b) has bad grammar
c) has atrocious spelling
d) randomly strings words and phrases together
e) is extremely racist
f) has the IQ of a shoe
g) has a urine fetish
h) has a bestiality fetish and often professes his love of raping goats
i) loves being assfucked by his boyfriend Abdul
a) rambles incohrently
b) has bad grammar
c) has atrocious spelling
d) randomly strings words and phrases together
e) is extremely racist
f) has the IQ of a shoe
g) has a urine fetish
h) has a bestiality fetish and often professes his love of raping goats
i) loves being assfucked by his boyfriend Abdul
by maxReRe January 25, 2005
Get the choma_cha_nkola mug.This sex trick should be used cautiously but its a great side dish. About half a bottle should do and depends on the fact that the colon is highly vascular and champagne especially prevalent at weddings where it is served in abundance. A fast and uncomplicated way is to have the giver remove the cork carefully so as not to create the fountain of bubbles, to carefully insert it in the recipients anus and to gently press it inside..till the muscle contracts and seals..then shake the bottle some and let the gas do the rest..you can play with the bottle a bit and get her muscle to contract and evert till it makes a cute volcano of tissue.Give it about 5 minutes and being drunk fast will be the effect if so desired. Champagne is cheap but tread cautiously.
"Sorry had a bit of a emergency in that maroon mini van..nothing that a large dose of Tylenol won't correct....where is that bathroom...yikes no one heard it but someone in the bridal party got a champagne enema..just a rumor ..is the shrimp OK i have cramps.
by DaynaS January 13, 2009
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by DoUNoTylrDurden February 26, 2005
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by -MUG- June 9, 2007
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Geezus, man, that Ford sure likes to lay into his bag of celery. He is truly a Chompion amongst men. I think Don is going to have to put earplugs in shortly. The Megaphone is killing him.
by Larry Stunky June 12, 2008
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by almasti April 17, 2010
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