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National Choking Day

You must choke anyone on april 15!
“Yo go choke alyssa it’s National Choking Day!”
by mmalyssa April 12, 2019
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Ear-Chodeing

The act of having a chode, being fucked into your ear.
Did you hear Dan and Jane tried ear-chodeing last night?
by Loren99 July 26, 2019
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Commode choking

Commode choking is when a bowel movement is so large it actually chokes the commode.
"I hadn't gone to the bathroom in three days, but today I went commode choking."
by Compendium-of useful info September 5, 2022
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Choking the Chicken

by sir dan May 12, 2003
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chodangle

the art of chodangling is when a male or female licks the dangleberries off their partners chodacauseing ejaculation or orgasms because the pleasure is just too much
Man, last night i chodangled jimmy johnsons mom.
Dude your girlfriend is a maddd chodangle.
by Matt June 19, 2006
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Choking The Rope

Similar to the expression ‘playing with fire’ although inciting different imagery. While both expressions refer to a course of action that may result in an unpleasing outcome either for you or others around you, ‘choking the rope’ more usually means its your own neck that’s on the line.
You’re really choking the rope with your attitude. I don't know how much more of this I can tolerate.
by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010
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choking the teddy bear

The act of masturbation or handjob, when it involves a big, hairy, thick penis.
Usually, the male involved in this act has never shaved his frontal genital area.
Girl 1: "What did you do with that cute guy in the bedroom?"
Girl 2: "I was choking the teddy bear"
Girl 1: "Gross!"
by HentaiNerd69 January 14, 2014
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