Chilling Poolside

Chilling Poolside is essentially the opposite of what it sounds. It is a term used to lure people to join you on the session without deterring them by telling them where you really are - often in a dingy room with a group of mentally disfigured guys on drugs. However dire the situation might seem, good music is often played when one is "Chilling Poolside."

Guy 1 - "Hey man where are you at, haven't seen you since you left the club earlier"
Guy 2 - "Yo, just Chilling Poolside with some cocktails and fly hunnies. Come round."
Guy 1 -"Really? Pretty sure I overheard you guys arguing about whether to get a 3 litre bottle of cider or special brew to take back to your flat. But now I know you're Chilling Poolside I'll be right there."

by MainVainer May 5, 2014

chillosopher

Someone who practices chillosophy.

"Oh my, this song by Bonobo is so perfectly chill. How does he do that?"
- He's probably the world's most developed chillosopher.

by Goggular April 7, 2015

chillin like a boss

The act of chilling, as a boss would do.

Ey look at TreShawn DeAndré, he be chillin like a boss.

by Autornoderator December 1, 2015

Chilling with the hose

What you can say to your Catholic Asian mom while in your backyard pool with the garden hose

Emily: *holds up hose* “Look mom, I’m chilling with the hose!”
Emily’s mom: *smiles and laughs*
Emily and Ari: *cackles*

by tragicqueenofthenorth September 7, 2019

Chilionel Pussidog

The biggest fraud and midget statpadder in the history of football often known for missing penalties in crucial stages and crying. He bottled 4 international finals by walking around the penalty area against chile . He bottles and dissappears in big games and appears against small teams to Bark on like a pessidog .

Chilionel pussidog dissappears once again while chile take away the copa america.

by Derek o brien lite May 3, 2021

Chillin

Chillins are a slang word for children. They range anywhere in the age of 3-12 years old.

How are them chillins of yours?

by Redonkulous Definitions November 4, 2021

sack dance chillin'

When after you sack the quarterback in gridiron football, you injure yourself during the celebration and subsequently try to disguise your writhing in pain as part of the celebration.

Anthony came up with a huge sack on 4th down, but teammates saw through his sack dance chillin' after landing awkwardly during a celebratory jump.

by Ron81 October 25, 2020