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Playing chess with the poltergeist

When you stay up during the witching hours playing chess by yourself because everyone is sleeping or far away from the scope of control.
Person 1: "sorry man i cant stay up any longer, i'm too tired."
Person 2: It's ok, i'll be staying up Playing chess with the poltergeist That'll keep me busy."
by Capuchin for Hire March 30, 2022
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dirty chess

Jizzing inside of a boxing glove so that when someone puts their hand in it they have a handful of cum on their hands
Muhammad Ali retired after someone pulled a dirty chess on him.
by VeryPhonyTony April 15, 2020
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got ham chess

a chess youtuber who has a lot of ham on it
random noob: "who are you watching"
gotham sub: "got ham chess"
by Tyym October 26, 2022
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Chess Kink

Wanting to incorporate chess themed ideas into sex
Joe told Rebecca his chess kink of wanting her to yell out position openings and finish saying checkmate! She said “you’re a nerd and show me how to fork the queen with the knight
by Swagthrasher69 November 10, 2021
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Chess party

When 3 or more girls get together at one of their mother's houses and proceed to do the following activities in this order:
Play chess
Make a banana cake
Play animal jam
Dance/Workout to meme music
Pass out

Get drunk on water
Jenny: Hey Jayne let's go to your mum's and have a fucking chess party.
Jayne: No.
by ass_sukr October 10, 2018
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NAchoO-Chess

NachoO-chess can be used to describe something too hot too handle, a rapid change (i.e. delta) in direction or plans, plays white or black if thats a thing, My head female scientists determined it is good with chips & salsa but many male philosophers disagree stating it is only good with JWB whiskey and steak. Legends of it say that it is some type of mine full of mysterious information probably just a glitch in the matrix. Perhaps that is why it is NA-chos its mine.
Ethos: That guy is something else, he needs to learn the meaning of NachoO-chess! He's driving that Rolls Royce like he stole it.

Conteigo ergo sum: Never mind that look whats coming our way!
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chess

a game in which anal beads are actively present and involved.
GUY 1: "Hey bro, you wanna play chess"

GUY 2: " Yeah... let me grab my beads"...
by Holga135 October 8, 2022
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