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Upside down cheesecake

When a lonesome make lies on the floor with his body and legs resting up the wall (upside down) and then masturbates to completion aiming his secretion at his face.

Closely followed by feelings of shame and pride
Mum sent me to bed without pudding, couldn't bring myself to wank into a sock again, upside down cheesecake solved both problems. Still not sure how I feel about the taste of my cum.
by Lemony Giblett June 28, 2019
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You've been cheesecaked

To say "you've been cheesecaked!" means you have asserted full dominance over an apponent or anyone really.
The purpose of saying the phrase is to leave the person in utter confusion, loss, and despair.
*John and Joe both say "shotgun!" At the same time.*
*They both start running to the passenger door.*
*Joe makes it to the door first, leaving John in the dust.*
Joe's says: "You've been cheesecaked!"
John starts crying.
by JuanSanchéz March 4, 2022
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cheesebean

a cheesebean is a baked bean filled with cheese, a very delicious delicacy
Fred thought he would surprise Sara with a delicious can of cheesebeans for breakfast
by Gary Hatfield November 10, 2007
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italian blueberry cheesecake

when two hairy men fart out cum onto one and another's backs then let it run down their ass cracks then proceed to drink said semen
omg todd that italian blueberry cheesecake was delicious last night
by stink berry August 10, 2012
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Cheesecake surprise

when a man and a woman are engaging in sex from behind (doggy-style) and the man begins to fake an orgasm. the woman turns around, thinking he has finished when suddenly he blows his load in her face and immediately punches her in the nose, making her bleed, thus producing the effect of cherry cheesecake.
She told me to be spontaneous, so i gave her a cheesecake surprise.
by Miller002 November 7, 2006
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cheesewank

males masterbating in a hole of a piece of cheese. or to wank it with a piece of cheese
go have sex with more cheese you cheesewank!
by justin March 27, 2004
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Cheeseballing

A term used when a scene in a movie/TV show is quickly turning cheesey.
"Uh-oh, this movie is cheeseballing!"
by Scarlet Starlet November 12, 2003
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