an absolute crappy QB that played well for one season and then completely tanked for the Eagles, was traded to in Colts an Jonathan Taylor carried the team. Then was traded to the Washington Communists and was benched for Taylor Heinicke.
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by KKNordhehe<3 February 1, 2023
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*Get on a Virginia car scene Facebook page*
“Hey, can anyone in the Hampton Roads area work on my car? I need an engine swap, full exhaust delete, paint job, roof delete, vasectomy, quadruple turbos even though I already have two super chargers on my 6.9 liter that’s going in, take the limited slip differential out of my brake rotors and change my bmw blinker fluid even though this is a Miata”
*Everyone tags: Bruce Charron”
“Bro did Julian Lightbody fix your exhaust?
“No, he does know a lot of shit though. I had him roll my finders last night”
“You made that sound gay but okay”
“Hey, can anyone in the Hampton Roads area work on my car? I need an engine swap, full exhaust delete, paint job, roof delete, vasectomy, quadruple turbos even though I already have two super chargers on my 6.9 liter that’s going in, take the limited slip differential out of my brake rotors and change my bmw blinker fluid even though this is a Miata”
*Everyone tags: Bruce Charron”
“Bro did Julian Lightbody fix your exhaust?
“No, he does know a lot of shit though. I had him roll my finders last night”
“You made that sound gay but okay”
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Guy1: Hey, how was Susan last night?
Guy2: She was awesome, until she leaned in for a little jon carson, which killed my mood for the entire night.
Guy2: She was awesome, until she leaned in for a little jon carson, which killed my mood for the entire night.
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