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Cell Phone

The thing of the past.

Today, pocket-sized computers that have (mostly) the same functions of a regular-sized desktop or laptop computer can do; i.e. read, write, surfing the web, look at the time and keeping time, listening to music, gaming (not the high-detail games like Skyrim, Call of Duty and such), e-mailing, etc.

The best feature these pocket-sized computers are well known for are the ability to call and text just like a cell phone, except a little more "modern". These are called "Smartphones".
Girl (on her 12th birthday): "YAAY! SOO excited! I got my first phone! I can't wait to show it to my friends at school!"

(The next day at school):

Girl: Hey, do you like my new cell phone? I got it got my birthday, yesterday."

Friend of Girl: "What is that ugly thing?? *scoff* You call that a phone? What is this, the 90's? Get a real phone like mine" *holds up a slim, shiny, new smartphone*

Girl: That's not a phone, that's a pocket sized computer!"

Friend of Girl: "Oh, true, but mine's still better than yours. Mine's the shit, yours is.... shit"
by Ilisten2Metal April 19, 2014
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Cellbit

A Twitch livestreamer know for solving puzzles and ARGs(Alternate Reality Games)

Previously know for being a Teen Youtuber that possible reached the mark of 94 Decibels with his powerful screams(A achievement which he regrets), he started streaming in 2016 often playing puzzle games and indies but after some time he entered Hiatus, and coming only back in 2018, now this time Cellbit hasn't alone but with his newest companion Eredin or ofter called Little Wolf or Wolfy due to his appearance resembling a wolfdog.

Cellbit didn't changed too much, only revealing his skills for Tetris and it's greatest rival the Rubik's Cube
" Fuck AAA Games HAIL THE INDIES" Screamed cellbit while massaging his nipples
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splinter cell

The technical definition of being a splinter cell means working alone, being invisible, and using agility and wits to infiltrate enemy compounds to achieve your goals. A splinter cell also has the right to exercise the "Fifth Freedom" - vaguely described as ability to eliminate any threat as seen fit without question.
by Dave Hill October 22, 2003
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down cellar

Go down cellar and get me the clean laundry
by Hippiedeb October 15, 2003
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Cellar Dweller

A team or person that is in last position.
"Man the Lakers can't even buy a win this season"

"Yeah, they're the cellar dwellers this year"
by Sonny Jiim November 29, 2007
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Celestial

adj. of, relating to, or suggesting heaven or divinity

n. a person with whom you hold in very high regard
What a celestial being (in regards to his love-making skills); in another universe even

The act of saying goodbye. That outcome was celestial; in fact, it's the best possible thing that could've happened to me, like burning the ashes of a dead corpse and being set free
by celestialbeing August 31, 2013
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duckin my phone calls

When your trying to get a hold of someone and they purposely ignore your phone calls.
I can't believe Nas keeps duckin my phone calls, I need to talk to the landlord and sign my lease.
by Oneandahalf May 6, 2014
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