cell phone

A portable cancer-causing device that works by sending deadly radiation through a person's ear.

Cellphone drivers are brain-deficient.

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

Celfies

Are pictures taken of yourself with a cell phone. (However not unlike Selfies; Celfies are primarily made by using ones Cell Phone.) Usually in front of a mirror or at weird events, placing your face in the pic while something funny, strange or other.. is occurring ( Celfies )

(1.) Hey Jim hand me my cell phone, I'm gonna take a Celfie in-front of worlds largest ball of yarn!

(2.) I just got my new droid, I can't wait to post all my new Celfies!

(3.) Did you see all those hot girls Celfie pics on that website?

by Ass-Kicker September 4, 2013

cellfuck

N. A person who constantly talk on, calls, or plays with cellphones.

God gregs mom is such a cellfuck!

by gray April 24, 2005

cell phone

a modern day traffic holdup

that guy with the cell phone ahead of us is going 25 mph in a 70 mph zone

by onlyonebowman January 20, 2008

cellborg

Any pretentious person with a blinking Bluetooth device in their ear and their cellphone either proudly displayed on their hip or hidden in a pocket or purse. The Bluetooth light reminds you that they're not insane, just complete tools.

"Every where I look in this airport I see blue lights in people's ears. I'm surrounded by cellborgs!"

"There were so many cellborgs at the office today I thought I was in the Cloud City. I started looking around for Billy Dee Williams."

by afrosheen May 25, 2007

cellimbo

when you are leaving a voicemail for someone, they notice you are calling...they attempt to answer and instead are directed immediately to your voicemail. you see the missed call, call them back...you are directed immediately to their voicemail because they are leaving you a message... the cycle continues until you eventually give them a chance to call you or you give up.

I was stuck in cellimbo for 20 minutes today trying to reach Jim-Bob!

by shooshaboo October 14, 2008

Celldo

When a cell phone doubles as a dildo due to vibration intensity

Lisa: Call me
RD: On your celldo?
Lisa: Always....

by Whale's Wooster September 13, 2011