crack cave

A place one goes to crack their joints, so they do not gross out those around them.

Wow, Patty has been in the crack cave for such a long time, she must have a lot of joints to crack.

"Patty, stop cracking your hips in public"
"Soorry fools, To the crack cave!"

by chicaaaaaaago February 16, 2009

Kissing cave

The car you and your boyfriend/girlfriend make out in and touch each other at local homeless parks. It becomes a "cave" when you put up the sun shade so hubby/wifey or people who know you won't see in if they drive by. Tinted windows add to the cave effect as well.

Hey baby are we still meeting in the kissing cave while your daughter is at cheerleading practice.

by Diego the milkman August 03, 2014

Cum cave

In reference to a woman being good for nothing more than sexual gratification.

Kelly can't cook or clean but I call her every now and then to use her as a cum cave.

by beer and boobs for breakfast October 05, 2010

aids cave

A gay mans asshole..

Allen? That guy has an aids cave for sure.

by Tony from Bethel November 16, 2007

Rum Cave

One props up one's girlfriend onto her head. The recipient is now doing a head stand. The perpetrator of the rum cave holds the recipient's legs spread wide and pours into her muff a blend of several flavors of rum. The woman's legs are then brought close together again and she is spun around (for proper mixing of the rum in her muff). The rum cave girl is then bent forward so that one can drink the rum from her now sterile snatch. Add cut fruit pieces and a little umbrella for a tropical drink.

Mark invited Cris into his house and made a rum cave from which he happily drank throughout the evening.

by 2 wops and a rim girl November 28, 2005

man cave

A term used to describe that one little room (or garage) that the man of the household is given permission by his wife or girlfriend to furnish how he wants and do whatever he wants in it. It should be noted that the word 'man' is used very loosely when referring to a man cave. A real man doesn't allow himself to be shoved into one corner of his own house.

"Sorry, guys. We're going to have to watch the game in my man cave because my wife doesn't want anyone on our living room carpet."

Larry was sent to his man cave by his wife because she was having friends over.

by stickcaveman June 30, 2015

Cave Nigger

Osama Bin Laden reference

Osama Bin Laden is a stinky Camel-Fucking Cave Nigger

by mike April 18, 2005