Captain Price dat Hoe

(In Reference to the Captain Price in Call of Duty 4)
When you do a bitch, and you weren't satisfied, so the next morning you call in a Air Strike on her house/condo/apartment.

Shit holmes! Here come the Gunships, that guys gonna Captain Price dat Hoe across the street!

by Captain Price Himself March 21, 2008

Plate Captain

Slang for waiter, as used by Zaphod Beeblebrox

"Hand me the rap-rod, plate captain"

by Me April 9, 2004

Captain Poopypants

A female astronaut who traveled 950 miles wearing a diaper to attack the "other woman" in a love triangle.

CAPTAIN: Keep your hands off him bitch!
VICTIM: Yuck, what's that smell? You must be Captain Poopypants.

by Cuntoleezza Rice February 10, 2007

Captain Tractor

Celtic rock band from Halifax.
Quite possibly the best Canadian band.

I listened to Captain Tractor yesterday, and now I can't stop listening. It's so bad, it's awesome.

by Camradal November 30, 2003

Captain Badass

Anyone that acts on instinct to appear to be cool, badass, or ballin, but in reality look like a jackass/douchebag.

Did you see that guy peel out of the TCBY.
yeah man i saw Captain Badass

Dude, you did not eat 50 blazin wings at Buffalo Wild Wings, who do you think you are; Captain Badass?

by Knuen April 12, 2009

captain jew gold

The captain of the Jewish gold reserves. Commonly seen stealing money from unsuspecting customers and insider trading. Rides a magic sleigh. Wears red robes and winter gear. Delivers presents. Is not Santa Claus.

(sees captain jew gold)
Jewish boy: Look it's santa!
(gets hit by rabbi)
Jewish boy: I mean, look it's captain jew gold!

by Solid Snail October 12, 2013

Captain Sparklez

Jordan Maron or otherwise known as CaptainSparklez is a youtuber who also works with Machinima, He is a super sweet loving guy. He has his hair up in a "fo-hawk" For some he is also "socialy awkward" Others might just thing his as another hot youtuber. He loves to play Minecraft Call Of Duty Zombies. He is easily scared and just a fun guy to prank once in a while. Whenever you get to meet him, try to scare the hell out of him. hehe.

Girl 1: OMG Its Captain Sparklez like the most awesome guy ever!
Girl 2: I now right and his hair is sooo HAWT!

by Mrs. Sparkly girl July 28, 2013