Candy Crush It

To commence having sex with your girlfriend while she is playing the game Candy Crush.

She was ignoring me on her phone so I just began to Candy Crush It.

by Devise November 22, 2014

cop candy

Any obviously visible or audible illegal addition to, defect in, or absence of equipment or identification that renders a vehicle an easy target for an officer of the law to legally make a traffic stop without the driver of the vehicle having actually made a moving violation.

Examples of such are: burned out headlights/tail-lights, illegal lighting and other after-market flair afixed to the exterior of the vehicle, expired tags, or loud, defective exhuast.

These types of traffic stops are usually done in the hope that they will lead to the officer running the driver's and/or other occupants' identification and finding that he/she isn't just a mere unfortunate motorist, or citizen with a flair for decorating one's possessions with shiny, spinny things, but that he/she actually has a darker side, hopefully manifesting itself in an outstanding warrant or two.

Cop candy is considered most desirable when it comes in the form of underpriviledged minority youths.

Aw, damn, did you just see that ride go by with the burned out tail-light? That will make some sweet cop candy soon if they don't get it fixed.

by Sopranonurse February 19, 2011

Candy Pimp

1. A man who preys on young women due to them being naive and impressionable.

2. An older, usually wealthy, homosexual man who enjoys the company of young muscular, physically superior men. Getting what he wants and controlling them through having affluence and promises of material things.

1. Kyle: Dude, Lester has mad women!

James: Man those are young girls, he is a Candy Pimp.

2. Osei: I saw this rich lookin white dude buyin this big ass scared lookin brotha a gang of clothes at the mall this weekend!

James: That white dude was a likely Candy Pimp!

by Insurv Pimp May 1, 2014

Cougar Candy

Noun: 1.The man, or boy in some cases, that lay prey to the aggressive predatory nature of an older female mate. Then using this mutuality relationship to live happily off the female mates money supply in return for sexual performance. 2. Candy or sugary treat eaten by a cougar.

Sue: "My john is one sweet piece of cougar candy at age 19. If only he were younger."

Jake: "I'm tired of being nothing but cougar candy for you and your lady friends at book club."

by KingofWealthfulWordsofWisdom January 22, 2011

Table Candy

table-candy (n): a person, usually a physically-attractive female, who stands or sits beside or behind a gambler at a gaming table. Generally does not participate other than to give encouragement or to cheer loudly.

The guy must have been loaded, considering the table candy standing next to him.

by Terpitude July 29, 2011

Van Candy

The most delicious candy. It comes from a white van and it makes you sleepy.

I ate some van candy, and then I lost track of what happened. Where's my mom?

by Jared Hershowitz June 24, 2010

candy kids

Teenagers with all the brightly colored beaded bracelets and jewlry that frequent raves and may or may not do extacy and are sickly happy all the time.
Many also like care bears, rainbow brite, hello kitty, and other happy cartoons and wear merchandise with the characters on it.

"all those damn candy kids are at the rave"
"those candy kids are like rainbow bright on crack!"

by Mikmelhan September 22, 2005