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The Camera Problem

One of the first obstacles encountered by aspiring film makers: not having a camera. Encountering the Camera Problem often kills movies in preproduction.
"Dude, I thought you and Brandon were gonna make a movie!"
"We wanted to, but we don't have a camera."
"Ohhhhh, the camera problem, huh."
by sethsupreme October 8, 2011
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Redneck Rearview Camera

When your buddy is ridding on the back of your four-wheeler and alerts you that there is something behind you when you are backing up.
(While four-wheeler/truck is in reverse)
"I missed that tree thanks to Sean, my Redneck Rearview Camera."
by Southerngntlman November 9, 2009
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slap the tip on camera

Slapping the tip on camera is the act of tapping your penis against a camera lens, usually a phone lens.
Person A: "Bro, you should totally slap the tip on camera right now."

Person B: "What?"

Person A: "What?"
by Zylenus October 27, 2022
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Digital Camera

A camera in which you do not have to use film. It used digital media, thus, you do not have to pay to get it developed. It kicks ass.
by Windexter April 16, 2003
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Well Camera

This rare camera is only owned by one man, and that man is Agent Argenti. He uses it to get Mexican kids out of wells, and then videotape dirty hoebags getting Tony Danza's in his RV.
Mexican Kid: Help me Argenti Ive fallen down the well !
Argenti: No problem you little Mexican bastard, here comes the well camera
Dirty Hoebag: I love your well camera Agent Argenti, and Id love to go back to your RV now
Argenti: Im gonna pound you like a champ, prepare to be Argentified and get a Tony Danza you dirty hoebag, fuck yeah !
by Agent Argenti December 5, 2004
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Ideal Put Camera

When people decide to be cheeter mcneeters on Tiger Woods PGA Tour 06 and use the view that shows them where to put to make the ball in.
"Hey you cheeter mcneeter, you used the Ideal Put Camera!"

"Oh yeah, what you gonna do about it?"
by PooIsCoo May 30, 2006
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unflattering camera angle

A fat or ugly person's excuse for looking horrendous in a photograph. Common on Facebook.
Girl 1: OMG I look so ugly in the pic!
Girl 2: Don't worry, it's just an unflattering camera angle.
Girl 1: Oh thank God I'm not that fat!
Girl 2: LOL jk ur a fatass bitch!
by AppleNerd August 3, 2010
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