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Crotched the camera

When, in the midst of something completely kick ass, you totally screw up. For instance, if during the superbowl halftime show, you completely eff up your sweet-ass crotch slide into the camera by plowing the camera man, thus rendering it completely NOT cool. Also, "crotching the camera."
"Man, the Boss totally crotched the camera at the halftime show...I think he was limping afterwards."
by Ellbee February 1, 2009
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national digital camera day

on august 21 everyone will celebrate by taking pictures on there digital camera!!
“hey wanna take a picture? it’s national digital camera day!”
by marcopolo12333444 July 7, 2023
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open your camera

turning on your camera on facetime
open your camera so i can see you
by Abby and mp language March 30, 2025
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Camera Roll

Slang for a woman's asshole. Can be used to discreetly ask for anal in a sexy way, or to see if a girl is DTF
Him "Heeyyy gurl, can I see ya camera roll later tonight?"
Her "Sure thing babe, lemme wash up before I come over"

Him "Dude Mia Khalifa is so fucking hot"

Other Him "Yeaa bro, you see her take it up the camera roll yet?"

Him "Hey, may I please see your camera roll?"

Her "Why? I mostly just have dog pictures on there."

Him "Oh, ok that sounds boring"
by TheRelicHunter November 7, 2020
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Camera Roll

Slang for a woman's asshole. Can be used to discreetly ask for anal in a sexy way, or to see if a girl is DTF
Him "Heeyyy gurl, can I see ya camera roll later tonight?"
Her "Sure thing babe, lemme wash up before I come over"

Him "Dude Mia Khalifa is so fucking hot"
Other Him "Yeaa bro, you see her take it up the camera roll yet?"

Him "Hey, may I please see your camera roll?"
Her "Why? I mostly just have dog pictures on there."
Him "Oh, ok that sounds boring"
by TheRelicHunter November 7, 2020
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camera's

An adjective for when something belongs to camera.
Person 1: I found a book!

Person 2: I think that's camera's diary, let's read it.
by Yoh been pumpkined October 31, 2018
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Where are the cameras?

A phrase used when somebody thinks another person is joking and they can't be serious.
Principal: Since you used your phone in class, I will have to suspend you for 3 days.
Student: Where are the cameras? This is insane!
by ZuiyOTF47 August 31, 2022
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