freudian click

Attractive cousin of the freudian slip. When someone subconsciously clicks a hyperlink on the internet they normally wouldn't, mostly due to that link's risque content and/or the user's pure intentions.

While searching for some hot articles on asian private healthcare, Craig made a freudian click onto a hot asian porn site.

by Ben354 October 23, 2007

Double click the mouse

When a woman goes home and lights some candles and unties her bathrobe and begins to rub her vagina like the world is about to end using her two fingers specifically to rub her clit

mary got rejected by another guy so she went home and ate her weight in cookie dough then she double clicked her mouse till she fell asleep. mary do you Double click the mouse?

by Ericss April 7, 2009

clicking

1. flaming
2. annoying and warning people on AIM for fun and revenge

She was clicking me last night, and warned me to 100% so I couldn't sign on AIM for the rest of the night!

by Clicker March 15, 2004

ball clicker

Once in a great while a mans sack will hang lower than normal. At this time when there hanging low, you can attempt this. First you take one testie in your hand drawing it back away from the other. Then letting it go to free fall towards the other testie. This principal is based on the ball clickers you see on desks of buiness people.

I tried the ball clicker on myself.

by zacherzach January 4, 2007

clickable

Something on which one can click using a mouse, on the internet or an interactive cd, online ads, etc. in order to promote a response from the computer

A-is that icon clickable?
B-no, it doesn't do anything.

by mwahahahaha October 6, 2003

Pity Click

A Pity Click occurs when a user is surfing the world wide web and clicks on a paid advertisement for a web site that either sucks or clearly does not make any money. Even though the user has no intention of purchasing the advertised good or service, he or she realizes that by clicking the ad, the web site owners will make some money.

I found this cool website that lets you download music for free. I got so much good stuff from them that I gave them a pity click so that they get some money.

by TheJerkMan March 13, 2008

pay per click

The method for incompetent SEO's to attract traffic for their websites by paying out vast money to search engines. The money is subsequently spent on browsers, time wasters and fraudulent clickers.
Pay per click follows a rigged auction model where no one knows how much the other is bidding, making the search engines huge sums of money for nothing.

pay per click advertisements are usually dispayed on the right hand side of search engine listings when typing in keywords

by Stakaman July 7, 2006