Caffey

1. Verb. To put forth a ridiculous bare amount of effort in the attempt to get away with doing nothing at all

2. Verb. complaining constantly about nothing at all to anyone who will listen even though you they don't give a flying fuck. You can't get a word in edge wise when talking to this person.

3. Noun. a large, especially smelly poo that you have been waiting to get rid of for hours and gives you a great sense of relief to be rid of

1. Quit fucking caffeying and just take out the trash already dude

2. "for the last time, quit caffeying me because no one gives a fuck!"

by Chachbag51 December 30, 2015

caffeine toxic

When one who has had so much caffeine that they have become extremely intoxicated with the energizing substance and are left to be peeled off the ceiling with a spatula.

Person A: Holy shit, B, you're really caffeine toxic... I'll go get the spatula
Person B: *Stuck to ceiling*

by Stabby91 July 7, 2005

caffeine colonic

The experience of a colonic, or the symptoms associated with a colonic, as a result of drinking too much coffee

Mate, just had a caffeine colonic from all that coffee i just drank!

by RubberCustard May 25, 2007

Caffeeps

For a person who has locational bipolar disorder, caffeine + peeps (people) can life one's mood instantly. Extroverts will really relate to this!

I need some caffeeps because I'm feeling really dead today.

by ohiotubagal February 5, 2010

Caffenol

Photo film that is developed with Coffee, Vitamin C and other things found in kitchens.

"I just DIY developed my film us a Caffenol recipe."

by mmmarshall12 April 1, 2010

caffeinely

Adjective. Very fast, in a stress out way. Could also involve shaking hands.

I went with this guy last night, he came caffeinely fast!

by thisiscafetiere November 22, 2011

Caffeening

The extreme caffeine craving caffeine addicts get when they don't get their daily coffee fix; feening for caffeine.

Oh, man... I haven't had coffee since yesterday. I'm caffeening so bad.

by TheHereticTheory November 23, 2011