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Cade

Cade is a person that thinks they are a lot cooler then they actually are. Cades often have large Egos and personalities, and love talking the big talk but can’t walk the big walk. Unlike Kades, Cades rarely find themselves talking to females and seem to prefer the male gender themselves
“Man fuck that Cade kid, he’s so annoying and has no friends
by Blacklivesmatterint June 8, 2020
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Cade Keen

by Elihockey90 December 6, 2017
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Cade

A guy with an enormously thick cock, like, it's literally his right leg since he lost it in a fight against his dog. It's so heavy that it drags him down to the ground and he just swings it at people to show dominance. He whips it out at Pride Parades and people just start sucking it, it's insane. He's known as Cock-Man.
Holy, Cade's cock is thicker than my fucking car!
by Cadesfatcocklover447 January 31, 2024
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Cade

Your average middle schooler with bowling ball sized balls, he is the friend with a strict mom but doesn’t have a care in the world. He is the type of friend to stand up on a cafeteria table and scream the n word at the top of his lungs not even thinking about the consequences. Although his father did leave him at a young age he doesn’t let it keep him from being that absolute chad he is, in fact he even makes jokes about it, he makes gay jokes all the time with his friends although he is straighter than the pole your mother dances on. He always somehow has beef with everyone even his own friends at times, in the seventh grade he got expelled from his school for making a dumb video with his friend. He’s just a fat, funny, racist middle school with a dream to get out of the shitty little town he lives in.
That kid is such a cade”
by Penis pump69 June 10, 2022
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Cade Greene

A cade Greene is a very sexy man with a large weeny. If you have a friend with the name cade Greene than you need to cherish them and spend all you time with this very special young man. Not only is he a man with the friends, but he’s also a stud to the lady’s. Girls may describe him as a kid with unlimited rizz, and a lady’s man. He’s got all the muscles and is a great athlete. Cade Greene is fun and charming so he will most likely become an actor.
Guy: hey can I hang with you today?
Guy 2: no way, I’m hanging out with Cade Greene the stud.

Mom: get out of the bathroom!
Cade Greene: shut your mouth I’m taking a diarrhea!
by Pebblesbaby22 September 13, 2023
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cade francis

a very attractive young man who is a hit with the boys he has a massive cock and only ficks men with big doodles
by u isn't this working January 30, 2017
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cading your knob

Spending endless hours designing non-matching 3D-printed replacement parts for household items while neglecting your family
looks like shit, tom. i already ordered the replacement. thanks for spending 10 hours cading your knob instead of raising your children
by jadell telly January 25, 2025
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