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cheese and crackers

the fuck best food to eat when you are fucking blazed out of your mind
give me thouse mother fucking cheese and crackers right now before my fucking cheese and crackers brain melts
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Clackers

Spectacularly droopy breasts, that can be imagined beating together in similar fashion to the childs toy of the same name when the possesor of said clackers moves in a vertical direction. Also see clackerknobs. Has been transmuted into a slang term for breasts of all descriptions.
Would you look at the clackers on that?!?!?!

Refernces in the UK red top press to Judy Finnegan exposing her clackers on live TV when her top collapsed at an awards ceremony.
by Ian McHugh April 20, 2008
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Crackers

1. To sneak downstairs at exactly 12:00 on December 24th or at 6:30 or earlier on Dec 25. Christmas
2. The Shock that you get when you see all your presents beneath the tree.
1. Wow, Crackers
2. At 12:00 kid #1 whispers "crackers" to kid #2 and kid #2 say "yes" and they Super Quietly downstairs.
by Sam and Alex December 28, 2005
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crispy coyote cooter crackers

a type of cookie or cracker that tastes like a crispy coyote cooter
-dude these crackers are so stale and gross
-i know, like coyote cooter
-they should just be called crispy coyote cooter crackers
by Bibi h February 15, 2008
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gram crackers

A term given to Caucasian pseudo-gangsters that always keep a single gram of marijuana in possession to convince others they're "stoners".
Hey man, did you see Tymon and his buddies waving that dime bag around? What a bunch of gram crackers.
by Mazzey June 23, 2011
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Crackers

1. An acceptable or parent-friendly substitute for an expletive. 2. White people as a whole.
"Damn them crackers are funny looking. " or "Awww crackers!!!"
by LedSleddIV January 10, 2003
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cockerspaniel

1. verb- to have suffered the repeated thrusts of a Spanish Cock
2. A Unit of measurement, the span of an erected spanish cock (approximately 3 inches)
1. OOOOO she is a fatty! She looks like she's been cockerspanieled!!
b. Oh shit dat bitch is gettin cockerspanieled!!

2. This ruler seems to be 4 cockerspaniels long
by Mo March 26, 2003
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