crow hoe

️Founded many years ago, a group of main bitches bound to make your life a living hell. They shove their suits up their asses during swim sets, and wear the shortest lululemon booty shorts they can find and sometimes even call themselve the mafia. Beware

dude, look over there now those are some ratchet crow hoes

by crowhoe February 8, 2015

Stoned Crow

A random ass person who looks up definitions in urban dictionary and sprouts them in team chats.

Stoned Crow just posted the urban dictionary definition of turdburger in the team chat!
Yeah I know, he's so random.

by Tailz93 August 7, 2011

russell crowe

the sexiest man alive. mmmmmmm

russell crowe is the sexiest man alive

by sf August 13, 2004

leathery crow

- a leathery crow is when you fist a girl while wearing a leather glove, then proceed to eat out her asshole, then in the process to lubricate the fisting proceed to pour Old Crow whiskey down into her ass and vagina. Continue over and over again until bottle is empty, you are drunk, and her vagina looks like a empty trash can.

Did you hear that Max gave Judy a Leathery Crow, she said she didn't stop having orgasms for two whole days.

by poopshipdestroyers09 May 14, 2011

crows nest

When you take a shit in the top tank of the toilet, so everytime they flush more shit comes down.

I totally crows nested the toilets at Burger King.

by Trident High school August 24, 2006

Tyler Crowe

the greatest spooner in all the land
soundgarden wrote spoonman about this man

beware Tyler Crowe he can spoon quite well

by Scooter Jones October 9, 2008

russell crowe

A succesful australian actor who still calls australia home. go russ!

cant say much for his singing though..

by returnfrom86 August 27, 2005