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comptonplate

the same as "contemplate" however comptonplate means that the answer is going to be no followed by violence.
(John) Hey Dave! can i pay you the money that i owe you back on friday?

(Dave) Hmmm let me comptonplate that for a second.... NO you cant! (Dave pulls out gun and shoots John) BANG!
by $mokin J.O.E September 14, 2007
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Campton

Defines the art of skateboarding for those who suck at it and will never be as good as some people
Wow! I wish I could be a campton and 360 melon that shit!!!
by BigBoogerBoy March 26, 2010
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Crompton

Missing a specific goal or targer by a large margin; occurs equally often in both high and low pressure situations.
Man, she wouldn't have gotten pregnant if I hadn't cromptoned.
by Rocky Top Whistler October 12, 2009
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Componote

One of the freshest new bands in Boone NC. Check out our EP... out in January!
"DId you go to componote's last show? It was so epic!!"
by doodoobutteatmyass December 2, 2018
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nick crompton

A renowned poet from the city of England, a fashion lord - his collar stay poppin and a rap legend. nick crompton has replaced the word god so now when you refer to our lord you use the phrase nick crompton
by nickcromptonismygod October 21, 2018
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Mr Crompton

1. (Noun) An aging tracksuit wearing hermit infamous for trapping unwaring young people in a freezing stare and "treating" to horrible, boring tales of sodomy.

Believed to be based on the main character from Coolidge's "The Ancient Mariner" he is infact based on the nightmares of young children.

Copying the behaviour of humans he has observed Crompton attempts to make places for people to live but he fails beacuse he is shit.

2. (Verb) Doing a headstand while having your prostrate glands manipulated with a large kipper.

3. -'ed'(Adjective) To roll around in shit for a year and pay £1000 for the privelage.
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Sandra: "Thanks to Mr Crompton I know how much blood should be in a healthy stool sample"

Elaine: "Thanks to Mr Crompton I know the stress tolerance of inferior wood against my back."

Sandra: "Thats what I said"

2. A fat lass tried to give me a Mr Crompton last night, she tried to dominate me.

3. I got (Mr) Cromptoned now I chew the wrappers off Iceland casseroles for food, but if I prop the wrappers against the wall they reduce the risk of cave ins.
by The Wedding Guest April 9, 2010
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crompton

Crompton's ability to lose a game despite being surrounded with great talent
by Crompton's Lover September 23, 2009
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