Cleveland Brownnose

When a guy spreads his ass cheeks and paints a girls nose with his asshole

Lil" Nancy was a whoreslut for sure. She'd take a Cleveland Brownnose from anybody with an asshole!

by ChatNasty February 14, 2008

cleveland steamroll

During sexual intercourse one partner may deficate on the others chest. This is known as the cleveland steamer. In addition to pooping they might also roll over the feces on their partner and get it all over their bodies, this is known as a cleveland steamroll. It is a sign of love and affection.

Marvin took a huge shit on Jessica's chest and then proceded with the cleveland steamroll.

by boratbangsyomomma September 9, 2006

Cleveland Fudge Packers

An eleven man group of Flammin Homo Faggots
who dress up in pink lacy football uniforms and preform oral and anal sex contest with other gay teams.

It's all tied up with 4 seconds remaining.
The Cleveland Fudge Packers need to score.....

There's the strap. It looks like a trick play. OMG!!! Harold just displayed a footlong double dildo penetration clean and jerk on Freddie!!

He- could- go- all -the- way!!!

by streetwhiz May 22, 2009

Cleveland All-Star

A guy from Cleveland, Ohio who stands out amongst the rest!

Kristin: 90% of the guys in Cleveland are out of shape and ugly, or average at best. I need to find a Cleveland All-Star!

by ShoNuff216 March 12, 2010

Cleveland snowman

The act of using your pant leg as a sling/chute to fling feces onto the face of an enemy or anybody else. This is achieved by intentionally passing solid waste, while having gone commando in a pair of jeans or pants. The lack of underwear will lead the solid waste to travel down one pant leg. Once this is done, you lift your foot and kick at the air in front of them. This achieves the effect which earns its name from the snowman-like appearance lent to the victim by the feces; lumps of shit peppering their face much like lumps of coal on a snowman.

I went to a Bill Hicks show and that bitch ain't funny no more. So, I go's to talk to him after the show. Bitch reaches out to shake my hand and I gived him a Cleveland snowman, straight-up. Holla!

by JoshuaJordan May 10, 2008

Cleveland Christmas

Gently sprinkling cocaine on the recipient of a Cleveland Steamer.

We had a peaceful Cleveland Christmas Eve. After crapping on her chest, rolling it in with my hips like a steamroller, and then titty-fucking, I sprinkled the last of our pile on her titties and face.

by tex2008 April 4, 2008

cleveland hot pocket

Follow these steps to achieve the pinnacle of revenge and microwave cookery.

Step 1 - Remove turntable from "friends" microwave oven.
Step 2 - Shit on said turntable.
Step 3 - Cook on high for 1 minute 30 seconds (Some microwaves with lower wattages will require a longer cooking time)

Tip - Cook until shit begins to bubble and billow steam.

I'm going to give that little corn-fed bitch the Cleveland Hot Pocket.

by Nate Waibel October 23, 2007