Cletard

A redneck retard. So called after Cletus Delroy Spuckler, the slack-jawed yokel in the Simpsons TV show.

Jesus, you dropped it again, you Cletard.

by Rossababy February 4, 2009

Cleptoholic

1) Someone who is addicted to stealing.

2) Someone who is addicted to cleptohol.

1) Dude, you stole another bottle from that party? You're a damn cleptoholic!

2) Mike: Dude I drank so much last night.
Nick: You're a damn cleptoholic!

by Hawke Trackler April 27, 2009

Cleat Chaser

A girl that desperateley follows male atheletes via social sights and/or mostly games in order to fulfill and become a side-chic. These girls usually are all average or worse, but due to a athlete showing them attention (one night-maybe 2 night stands) they think they are all of a sudden a 5star chic

Out of town football player:Did you hear about those Cleat Chasers Tennessee girls?
Guy#2: yeah my boy from the Titans said they areeasy, they some straight up cleat chasers down there. We're gonna be winning tonight for sure!

by Jamarcuz Ruselle August 30, 2011

cleats

ugly, very ugly; meant to symbolize "no cleats on the hard wood(boner)"

THat trick was super cleats, I'd never hit that, even with a brown paper bag.

by marcs November 21, 2006

jesus cleats

sandles or open toes shoes worn by the liberal losers you see in most health food stores. the ironic thing is they rarely beleive in god or jesus but instead think a tree will have all the answers for them

Dude! did you see that nasty hippie with the jesus cleats. She was so dirty i thought she was wearing combat boots.

by lil connor the anchor August 17, 2006

Frat Cleats

Shoes normally worn by frat dudes or bro's. Usually boat shoes eg. Top Siders

"Hey Al you see tom's fresh new frat cleats"

by BroforLife January 5, 2010

Cleff

The act of raping someone flowed by eating them

I asked how my mom died and my brother said she got cleffed by dad

by Justin Prather January 24, 2019