Catholic Bypass

The good ole poophole loophole. Allowing one to engage in anal sex before marriage while still technically being a virgin.
“Damn bro, she was saving herself for marriage so I took the catholic bypass
by marseddie February 03, 2021
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Catholic van

An 8 to 12 passenger van driven by Catholics opposed to contraception.
Marry her and you’ll be buying a Catholic van before you know it.
by prudepossum August 10, 2021
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Catholic Beth

A girl who loves sex, has it so loud and shouts God when she orgasms. Goes for midnight walks and has Catholic sex.
“Who’s that girl? Oh her? That’s Catholic Beth”
by Fitlover173 October 11, 2017
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catholic miscarriage

When a woman or girl claims to have had a miscarriage, but in reality has had an abortion. The purpose of the lie is to not bring shame, offend, or incur the wrath of her heavily Catholic family.
Woman 1: Did you hear that Maggie went and had a Catholic miscarriage.
Woman 2: God, that old scam? We need some damn feminism up in here.
by Shine Aqua Illusion August 03, 2019
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Lancaster Catholic

A heavily religious school where at least 30% takes their education seriously. despite its catholic name 20% of the school is full of queers the rest are just homophobic. nobody takes mass seriously and almost every time someone gets in trouble, and if you wanna get high just go to bathroom but half the time someone will snitch on you.
person 1:what a school you go too
person 2: lancaster catholic
person 1: sucks
by little britain December 03, 2021
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Catholic Rubdown

The man (called the pizz) bends over a bed, with his pants down, while the woman (called the moose) takes 2 fingers and runs them up and down the crack of his buttocks. Penetration of the anus is not allowed.
Dude, Steph touched her very first pedu even though she would only give The Pizz the Catholic Rubdown, how wierd is that?
by Chris Moschetti September 10, 2006
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Catholic Special

"I'm not talkin' about a quick lick... I want the Catholic Special!!"
by NaughtEPriest April 10, 2010
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