catfish

At either end of the social spectrum, there lies a leisure class. A catfish is a person who simultaneously lives in both--for example, eating corn dogs in a Porsche, or drinking champagne while homeless.

Look at that dirty rock climber with a Makers and soda in a crystal tumbler--what a catfish!

by Peter February 24, 2004

catfish

Someone who pretends to be someone or not using facebook or other social media outlets to to create false identitys.Particularly to pursue a deceptive online romance.

Internet person: Hey wanna meet up at central park?
You:SURE!
Internet person: HEY BITCH.
You: HEY YOUR A CATFISH!

by waterdude125 September 2, 2010

catfish

A distorted version of the italian "capisce", meaning "do you understand?". First used in the Simpsons.

If you don't shut up, I'll kill you. Catfish?

by Hugga January 4, 2005

Catfisting

Fishing for catfish using only your bare arm. Also commonly referred to as noodling.

That's a monster fish, how did you catch him? Hook and Line?

No, I did it by catfisting him.

by wijim December 16, 2012

Catfish

A male who attempts to seduce his friend's previous lovers. Will go out of his way in any means to peacock himself as a better person, just to snatch up any scraps that might be left. Typically will use social networking as their resource for targets. A genuine bottom-feeder.

Did he really just friend request your wedding date? What a Catfish!

I heard he told my ex that he would never treat her like I did... That Catfish sure loves his scraps.

by hopscotch hooligan December 16, 2011

Catfish Fucker

Noun. From the Latin "Molestus Felinis"

Someone who has caused you minor mental anguish and/or has actually fucked, molested or otherwise had sexual intercourse with a catfish.

"You ate my cheeseburger, you catfish fucker!"

by Trooper JCB November 10, 2004

catfish sammy

a sexual liaison between three persons, involving three people engaged in sexual intimacy of which 2 are bearded ladies.

Dude the circus was in town and I had a catfish sammy

by tonydenver May 6, 2010