cryptic castle

Madarchod Server, Shitty Server with Shitty Admins and Community

Boy 1: u like cryptic castle?

Boy 2: no i hope that server die in hell

by ibro2008 July 9, 2021

roy castle

someone who complains about passive smoking

shut it roy castle

by 7tm July 5, 2011

Castle Black

Crack house in Kensington where Munson used to turn tricks to help pay for his fantasy baseball and football debts.

Let's head over to Castle Black to get our dicks sucked for cheap by the Munson

by Joey Joe Joe Sham Sham September 20, 2011

red castle

A very rare std when you have sex with a girl on her period in a White Castle. A once in a lifetime opportunity

“Dang bro I fucked Jessica on her period in the whit castle and got red castle! I’m dead bro!!!”

by Chesebunger February 5, 2023

Desert Castle

A desert castle is what terrorist(s) create in middle eastern countries to hide out. These castles are made up of nothing more than rocks, random pieces of metal, and garbage.

American Soldier 1: Where do you think the terrorist are hiding? American Soldier 2: Probably hiding in one of those desert castles in the middle of nowhere.

by Dick Sledge August 21, 2017

Castle dog

A boner.

just wipe off your greasy hands on one of the castle dogs

by VGK June 10, 2018

Castle J

Son Seongjun is best known by his stage name Castle J he is the leader of the Kpop group M.C.N.D. He is loud as fuck and will still your heart with obnoxious but necessary random noises. He’s not flexible by any means , but is good at everything else…except singing however he’s working on that.

Castle J make purple flames.

by SonLeeJade January 19, 2022