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Carolina Clam Bake 

After a lengthy day or two on any beach, ranging from Edisto to Charleston, and after the occasion for wearing a bathing suit fashioned from man-made fabrics has long passed, a realization comes to light in the back of the 1996 Jeep Cherokee you are riding in.
The moisture that is typically repelled by the body delivers a scent of a woman that is typically rejected by the breathability of natural textiles.
The outcome is a delightful scent, an odor to be cherished by all, much like the locked door of a car and a fart on a first date.
"Holy fucking shit, Sean!" exclaimed Ryan. "I have been trapped in this pussymobile for 3 hours and it is fucking killing me!"
"Relax, Bro,"replied Matt. "It's just a Carolina Clam Bake."
"What in the fuck are you talking about?" replied Ryan. "It smells like a fisherman's taint!"
"That's only the scent of yeast, slowly baking the finest bread known to man!" Matt replied.
Carolina Clam Bake by *samIam* February 28, 2013
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Carole Baskin 

My name is Joe Exotic and Carole Baskin, fuck that bitch
Carole Baskin by CjCoplin April 4, 2020
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caroliny 

Has a fine ass really smart and beautiful and they are mostly great dancers and as well have a great personality
Person 1:That booty looks nice and the moves

Person:2 Well yea it's Caroliny
caroliny by Jackline201 January 19, 2017

Carolina 

A very sweet girl. She will always love and care for you. If she says she loves you she means it from the bottom of her heart. She will always be there for you even she has to get hurt. She will never leave your side. She will be shy at first but once you get to know her she is outgoing and kind.
Friend : Hey Caro can I talk to you?
Carolina: Yea for sure what's up at
Friend: There is some people being mean to me and I can't do anything about it

Carolina : dont let them get to you I got you and if this ever happens again tell them they will have to talk to me first
Carolina by orlando2322 January 21, 2019

Carole Baskin 

Quit being such a Carole Baskin. Don’t feed your rich husband to the tigers and keep all of his money.
Carole Baskin by Futangs March 31, 2020
A pornstar of the highest caliber for car dealers and salesmen.

Her work is all done on camera and posted online for "educational" or “artistic” purposes, then posted for easy access by horny car salesmen and mechanics.

What the owner of every car dealership watches at least once in a while, whether they want to admit it or not.

A classy slut (and teacher) who wears clothes that are so sexy, everything she says makes sense.

A whore who brings pleasure to whoever sees her big boobs sticking out of those dresses and tight sweaters.

A bitch with good business sense and sales responsibility.

A hot chick with big tits who uploads videos of herself

A female sex tool to make car salesmen do what she wants them to do.

Ejaculation is 100 times faster and 100 times harder because she actually has a brain and says some smart stuff, if you watch with the sound “on.”

A mind-control device to use against car salesmen.
Hypocrite: “You're such a perv, watching the CarDoll! You're disgusting!”

“Damn, I wish I could bang the CarDoll, I bet she’s DTF!”

“CarDoll proves that America is the land of opportunity – any chick can succeed if they are willing to involved themselves in some porn to get their point across”

“Car Salesmen are busy jacking-off to her pics and videos all day! They really don't hear a word she says!"

“The reason car salesmen need a smart-phone.”
CarDoll by The teacher's pet January 20, 2013

Carolanne 

A quiet, sweet and caring girl. Usually very intelligent. She cares more about others than herself. She is very well liked, although she may not know it. She has a personality that is quite uncommon. Carolanne often makes jokes, and loves to laugh. Carolanne is not very popular, but the few close friends she does have are all she needs. She is a very hard-working girl. Carolanne will steal your heart, so if you ever find yourself being in a relationship or being friends with a Carolanne, don't let her go. Carolanne will bring great joy and happiness into your life.
Your name must be Carolanne 'cause dayyyyym girl you is the shit.
Carolanne by SecretPerson000000001 December 19, 2012