Carol

My fucking grandmother. She thinks she is always right because she has lived the longest. She tries to pick fights constantly and calls u fat because she would rather have a granddaughter that is a size 00 than who I am. She has a big mouth and says whatever she wants and doesn’t assume any consequences. Carol is the type of person u would start to fight wuth on the street. She would probably start with politics and say she’s right. When ur sleeping and she’s drunk, she decides it best if u make the most fuckinh noise possible and keep doing it to them pick a another fight with u just to prove she’s right when she isn’t. Then u tell her she isn’t and she says neither are u, nIGGA I KNOW CAROL UR SO FUCKING IRRELEVANT

*i write these when I’m angry at people*
Carol- bangs pull bottles around slams doors and yells at u to get up
Me- I’m sleeping
carol- no ur not!!

by Ur dad. April 18, 2019

Carol

The blackout drunk aunt at the christmas parties you always see but probably aren't allowed to talk to. You do it anyways because she's a funny drunk who has a lot of breakup stories thatt make you laugh.

Parent: stay away from your aunt carol okay timmy?
Timmy: yes mom!
Parent: walks away
Timmy: hi aunt carol! engages conversation

by KoolKidsKlubMember125 February 27, 2019

Carol Talley

stupid, funny, like tv, couch potato, LOVES FRENCH FRIES, independent, kicks ass, revengeful, hate A LOT of people, wants a dog and a baby, likes girls, did i mention stupid,

all of the above like stupid carol Talley so stupid carol Talley a not quite capable person of anything.

by catlover11 March 2, 2019

Carol Through

To remember something, it can be anywhere from embarrassing to exciting. If you post something or see something that was posted and later see it again you have Carol Through.

Lucas: let’s carol through this texts she sent again

Makynzie: nah we said we would catol through again

by MooreTriminalMorgan June 17, 2019

chem carol

bitch

Hey you got a 65% on ur chemistry lab. but dont worry, life will be all better and letz do the next lab. Don't worry about it. Just relax. I hate indian people. I'm british.

by MaharajaMac October 24, 2003

Carol

A woman that really loves lipstick, so much she wears it on all of her teeth. She also wears hair clips on both sides of her middle part. She encourages others to wear fanny packs and tooth lipstick

Carol loves lipstick.

by Nearly headless nick October 1, 2017

Carol Complex

The ever too common "carol complex" is defined as being overly attentive to house guests.

"oh how was dinner at the Johnston's? especially around dinner"
"Oh it was real nice however Susan has developed a real 'Carol Complex'

by juicyjwhite March 19, 2018