rug bumper

A girl who is....well a DYKE

"I was going to get with that girl, but now i'm pretty sure shes a rug bumper."

rug bumper by Dennis W. April 22, 2007

Shadow Bumper 

Terminology used to typically describe a caucasian male who has the innate ability to move in on the female lovers of black men and successfully steal them away. Such a man is often blessed with a particularly charismatic swagger, uncompromising tenacity, advanced sexual skill and perhaps most importantly a penis so epic in proportion that it often easily out-impresses any Afrocentric competiton.

Person 1: "Check it out, it only took cracka a week to turn that ho out."

Person 2: "Fuckin' shadow bumper!"

Shadow Bumper by Jace Jackson August 25, 2008

Digit Bumper 

When it comes to voting, counting, or giving thumbs up on urban dictionary, becoming the Digit Bumper is an amazing and rare experience when there are either 99, 999, or 9999 tallies for a certain thing, and you get to be the Digit Bumper and bump it up to the next digit. The feeling is indescribable.

Bro number 1- "Oh, Shit! Gate Rape has 19,999 votes up on Urban Dictionary!"

Bro number 2- "Damn! Your the next Digit Bumper!!!!"

Digit Bumper by youknowmyname12 January 4, 2011

pussy bumper 

The fat pouch above a womans vagina that looks like a fanny pack under her pants.

My three year said to me the other day "look, that lady has two stomachs". I explained to him "no son thats just her pussy bumper".

pussy bumper by brian cichanowicz April 12, 2008

Birmingham Bumper Sticker

When you're taking a chick from behind and you take a shit in your hand and plant it on her ass

Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear Head gave that girl a birmingham bumper sticker last night?"
Guy 2: "Wasn't she still in highschool?"
Guy 3: "Head is a sick fuck."

Birmingham Bumper Sticker by CaptainAhab77 January 19, 2010

Rusty Bumper 

When the drunk redman man (generally named Tanto) tries to slip his third mocassin into your turd cutter and ends up just dick punching your fart box. It is called the rusty bumper due to the uniquely rusty color that a redman's dong exhibits.

God damn Tanto was so drunk last night he kept giving me the rusty bumper.

Rusty Bumper by Strangler Hunter July 24, 2019

Boogie Bumper

The coolest shadow on the internet humorously ridiculing politicians and fake news.

I can't wait to laugh with Boogie Bumper tonight on The Daily Boogie on YouTube and Periscope!

Boogie Bumper by Crazy as a coconut June 11, 2019