The act of manually spreading one’s butt cheeks and allowing the butt cheeks to release around someone’s body forming a grasp. Can be done in a loving manner or to prevent escape.
I tried to go on an afternoon run, but my boyfriend caught me in the clutches of Sauron’s Brown Eye grasp.
by Titsmag33 December 29, 2024

by Vyse Oner March 2, 2025

(Phrase): When someone Chunder Dragons while simultaneously giving a Golden Shower and a Cleveland Steamer.
by Biganimedaddy November 27, 2023

Bastardization of the term 'Brownie points'.
The term refers to how close a man is to being allowed anal sex by his partner. Brown-eye points being earned by good deeds and therefore having more of them means the likelyhood of being allowed the sexual act is greater.
The term refers to how close a man is to being allowed anal sex by his partner. Brown-eye points being earned by good deeds and therefore having more of them means the likelyhood of being allowed the sexual act is greater.
Guy 1: My wife still won't let me try anal.
Guy 2: Obviously you haven't earned enough brown-eye points yet.
Guy 2: Obviously you haven't earned enough brown-eye points yet.
by tbelphegor November 3, 2011

by Someguyingeorgia February 7, 2021

by Nz Slang Gang October 5, 2020

When you're getting head, before you nut, drizzle maple syrup on your dick so that when you nut (which you aim for her eye(s)), some combo of syrup and jizz makes opening her eyes a sticky situation.
This chick was blowing me, and I was about to cum I drizzled maple syrup on my dick and aimed high, blasting her in the eye... gave her the old Canadian Brown Eye.
by SomeFreakyDude August 11, 2011
