Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench

when you wanna say FML

Banker: You owe me 1.000.000.000$

Me: Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench

by Strafferen September 16, 2009

backwards-stupid

describes a really ironic and unintelligent action or statement that someone did

"What they did and said was so...so backwards-stupid."

by nickwrm September 25, 2006

blackwards

1. When a black person participates in an activity/event traditionally dominated by whites.

2. When a white person participates in an activity/event traditionally dominated by blacks.

1. "Jamal's favorite sport is polo? That's as blackwards as Carlton Banks."

2."Chip's trying out for the slam dunk contest? That dude's totally blackwards."

by Skyfood April 22, 2009

Backwards Jammy

Sitting on the toilet backwards and taking a dump, leaving a poo smudge on the front of the toilet bowl.

Hey Janes gone out for a bit, lets leave a Backwards Jammy in her toilet!! She'll never know how we got a poo stain on THAT side of the toilet!!

by backwardsjammy June 1, 2011

Backwards Dumb Bitch

A woman that leaves a good man for a lesser boy

1. He has a lower paying job.
2. He has to move in with her to get out of his moms basement.
3. He's ugly as fuck.
4. He doesn't own a car.
5. He has a smaller dick.
6. He's he is still in love with his ex.

Any of these or all defines her as this.

You broke up with your man for this kid you are a Backwards Dumb Bitch

by Joeboo October 5, 2016

Backwards Racism

Having positive ideas or feelings for a person based on race.

Joe: I don't know anything about that man, except that he's black. I like him already!

Rick: That's backwards racism for ya.

by Spagetti January 3, 2013

baffle me backwards wastin plates and shit

this can be said when someone, or you, is in a state of utter confusion. your are so fuckin confused, you blurt out some random phrase to show how god damn fucked up u are.

"god damit you baffle me backwards wastin plates and shit!"

by MYNAMEISV March 2, 2007